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Do you find me sadistic?
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You know...
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...I'll bet I could fry an egg
on your head right now...
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...if I wanted to.
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You know, kiddo...
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...I'd like to believe...
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...you're aware enough, even now...
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...to know that there is nothing
sadistic in my actions.
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Maybe towards those other jokers...
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...but not you.
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No, kiddo, at this moment...
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...this is me...
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...at my most masochistic.
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Bill...
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it's your baby...
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Coming!
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Sarah, I cannot believe you are early.
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What you going to do now, huh?!
What you got?!
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I got your ass.
Wrap it up! Come on!
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Okay. Come on, bitch.
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Come on.
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Bring it on.
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- Mommy, I'm home.
- Hey, baby.
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How was school?
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Mommy, what happened to you
and the TV room?
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Your good-for-nothing dog got into
the living room and acted a damn fool.
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That's what happened, baby.
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Barney did this?
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Baby. Now, you can't come in here.
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There's broken glass everywhere and
you could cut yourself.
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This is an old friend of Mommy's
I ain't seen in a long time.
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Hi, honey.
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I'm (BLEEP). What's your name?
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Her name is Nikki.
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Nikki.
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Such a pretty name
for such a pretty girl.
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How old are you, Nikki?
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Nikki.
(BLEEP) asked you a question.
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I'm 4.
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4 years old, eh?
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You know, I had a little girl once.
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She'd be about 4 now.
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Now, baby, me and Mommy's friend
got some grown-up talk to talk about.
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So go in your room now and leave us
alone till I tell you to come out.
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Okay?
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Nikkia!
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In your room. Now.
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You want some coffee?
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Yeah. Sure.
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This Pasadena homemaker's name
is Jeanne Bell.
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Her husband is
Dr. Lawrence Bell.
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But back when we were acquainted four
years ago, her name was Vernita Green.
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Her code name was Copperhead.
Mine, Black Mamba.
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Do you have a towel?
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Yeah.
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Thanks.
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- You still take cream and sugar, right?
- Yeah.
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So I suppose it's a little late
for an apology, huh?
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You suppose correctly.
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Look, bitch...
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I need to know if you're going to
start any more shit around my baby girl.
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You can relax for now.
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I'm not going to murder you
in front of your child, okay?
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That's being more rational than Bill
led me to believe you were capable of.
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It's mercy, compassion and forgiveness
I lack...
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...not rationality.
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Look...
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...I know I fucked you over.
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I fucked you over bad.
I wish to God I hadn't, but I did.
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You have every right
to want to get even.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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No. To get even, even-steven...
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I would have to kill you...
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...go up to Nikki's room, kill her...
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...then wait for your husband, the good
Dr. Bell, to come home and kill him.
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That would be even, Vernita.
That'd be about square.
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Look, if I could go back in a machine,
I would. But I can't.
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All I can tell you is
that I'm a different person now.
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Oh, great. I don't care.
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Be that as it may, I know I don't
deserve your mercy or your forgiveness.
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However, I beseech you for both
on behalf of my daughter.
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Bitch, you can stop right there.
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Just because I have no wish to murder
you in front of your daughter...
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...doesn't mean that parading her around
in front of me will inspire sympathy.
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You and I have unfinished business.
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And not a goddamned thing you've done
in the subsequent four years...
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...including getting knocked up
is going to change that.
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So when do we do this?
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It all depends.
When do you want to die?
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Tomorrow? The day after tomorrow?
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- How about tonight, bitch?
- Splendid. Where?
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There's a baseball diamond where I coach
Little League about a mile from here.
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We meet there around 2:30
in the morning dressed all in black.
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Your hair in a black stocking.
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And we have us a knife fight.
We won't be bothered.
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Now...
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...I have to fix Nikki's cereal.
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Bill always said you were one of
the best ladies with an edged weapon.
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Fuck you, bitch.
I know he didn't qualify that shit.
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So you can just kiss
my motherfucking ass, Black Mamba.
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Black Mamba.
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I should have been motherfucking
Black Mamba.
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Weapon of choice? If you want to stick
with your butcher knife, that's fine.
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Very funny, bitch.
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Very funny!
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It was not my intention to do this
in front of you.
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For that, I'm sorry.
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But you can take my word for it:
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Your mother had it coming.
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When you grow up...
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...if you still feel raw about it...
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...I'll be waiting.
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For those regarded as warriors....
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...when engaged in combat...
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...the vanquishing of thine enemy can be
the warrior's only concern.
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Suppress all human emotions
and compassion...
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...kill whoever stands in thy way,
even if that be Lord God,
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or Buddha himself.
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This truth lies at the heart of
the art of combat.
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...and next, we got some record.
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Very own wildman, Charlie Feathers.
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Well, give me the gory details,
Son Number One.
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It's a goddamn massacre, Pop.
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They wiped out the whole wedding party,
execution-style.
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Give me a figure.
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Nine dead bodies.
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And we're talking the whole shebang:
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Bride, groom...
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...reverend, reverend's wife.
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Hell, they even shot that old colored
fella that plays the organ.
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Seems like someone objected to the union
and wasn't able to hold their peace.
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Good gravy, Marie.
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What'd I tell you, Pop?
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Looks like a goddamn Nicaraguan
death squad.
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You better shit-can that blasphemy, boy.
You in a house of worship.
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Sorry, Pop.
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This is the work of professionals.
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I'd guesstimate Mexican mafia hit squad.
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Four, maybe five strong.
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How can you tell?
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Well, a sure and steady hand did this.
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This ain't no squirrelly amateur.
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This is the work of a salty dog.
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You can tell by the cleanness
of the carnage.
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Now a kill-crazy rampage
though it may be...
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...all the colors are kept
inside the line.
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If you was a moron,
you could almost admire it.
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Who's the bride?
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Don't know.
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The name on the marriage certificate
is Arlene Machiavelli.
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That's a fake.
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We've all just been calling her
"The Bride" on account of the dress.
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You can tell she was pregnant.
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He must be a mad dog to shoot a goddamn
good-Iooking gal like that in the head.
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Look at her.
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Hay-colored hair,
big eyes.
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She's a little blood-splattered angel.
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- Son Number One?
- Yeah?
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This tall drink of cocksucker
ain't dead.
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I might never have liked you.
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Point in fact, I despise you.
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But that shouldn't suggest
that I don't respect you.
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Dying in our sleep...
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...is a luxury that our kind is rarely
afforded.
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My gift to you.
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For fuck's sake.
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Hello, Bill.
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What's her condition?
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Comatose.
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Where is she?
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I'm standing over her right now.
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That's my girl.
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Elle, you will abort the mission.
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What?!
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We owe her better than that.
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Oh, you don't owe her shit!
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Will you keep your voice down?
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You don't owe her shit!
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May I say one thing?
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Speak.
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Y'all beat the hell out of that woman,
but you didn't kill her.
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And I put a bullet in her head,
but her heart just kept on beating.
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Now, you saw that yourself with your
own beautiful blue eye.
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Did you not?
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We've done a lot of things
to this lady.
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And if she ever wakes up, we'll
do a whole lot more.
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But one thing we won't do...
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...is sneak into her room in the night
like a filthy rat...
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...and kill her in her sleep.
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And the reason we won't do that
thing...
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...is because that thing
would lower us.
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Don't you agree, Miss Driver?
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I guess.
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Do you really have to guess?
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No. I don't really have to guess.
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I know.
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Come on home, honey.
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Affirmative.
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I love you very much.
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I love you too.
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Bye-bye.
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Thought that was pretty fucking funny,
didn't you?
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Word of advice, shithead:
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Don't you ever wake up.
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This moment, this is me...
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...at my most masochistic.
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Bill, it's your baby...
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My baby.
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Four years. Four years.
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00:28:02,530 --> 00:28:05,050
Price is $75 a fuck, my friend.
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00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,760
- You getting your freak on, or what?
- Oh, yeah, boy.
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20, 40, 60, 75. Yeah.
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00:28:16,510 --> 00:28:20,100
Now here's the rule.
Rule number one: no punching her.
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Nurse comes in tomorrow and she got
a shiner or less teeth, jig's up.
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00:28:23,850 --> 00:28:26,280
So no knuckle sandwiches
under no circumstances.
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00:28:26,420 --> 00:28:29,820
And by the way, this cunt's a spitter.
It's a motor reflex thing.
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00:28:29,950 --> 00:28:31,750
But spit or no, no punching.
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00:28:31,890 --> 00:28:33,980
We absolutely clear on
rule number one?
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- Yeah.
- Good.
220
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:38,590
Now, rule number two: no monkey
bites, no hickeys. In fact,
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no leaving no marks of no kind.
After that, it's all good, buddy.
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Her plumbing don't work no more so
come in her all you want.
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00:28:47,940 --> 00:28:51,310
Keep the noise down. Try not to make
a mess. I'll be back in 20.
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00:28:52,810 --> 00:28:53,830
Yeah.
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00:28:54,140 --> 00:28:56,940
Oh! Shit. By the way,
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00:28:57,450 --> 00:29:01,250
sometimes this chick's cooch can get
drier than a bucket of sand.
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00:29:01,380 --> 00:29:03,940
If she dry, just lube up with this
and you'll be good to go.
228
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:07,860
Bon appètit, good buddy.
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00:29:17,100 --> 00:29:19,830
Oh, yeah.
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00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:26,270
Oh, goddamn, you are the best-looking
girl I've had today.
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00:30:14,660 --> 00:30:17,060
Yo, stud! Time's up, buddy.
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I'm coming in, ready or not.
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Good buddy, did you have yourself
a good time, man?
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Whoa.
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00:30:54,100 --> 00:30:55,530
Where's Bill?
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00:30:56,770 --> 00:30:58,200
Where's Bill?!
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- Please stop hitting me.
- Where's Bill?!
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00:31:04,010 --> 00:31:06,810
- I don't know who Bill is!
- Bullshit!
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00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:18,420
Well, ain't you the slice of cutie
pie they said you was?
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00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:20,960
Jane Doe. We don't know shit
about you.
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00:31:21,090 --> 00:31:27,690
Well, I'm from Huntsville, Texas.
My name is Buck and I'm here to fuck.
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00:31:31,070 --> 00:31:34,330
Your name is Buck. Right?
243
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:40,330
And you came here to fuck. Right?
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00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,230
"Pussy Wagon."
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00:32:09,810 --> 00:32:11,360
You fucker.
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Texas. Okay.
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Wiggle your big toe.
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Wiggle your big toe.
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Wiggle your big toe.
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Wiggle your big toe.
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Wiggle your big toe.
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As I lay in Buck's truck trying
to will my limbs out of entropy...
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Wiggle your big toe.
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00:35:08,590 --> 00:35:15,180
I saw the faces of the cunts who
did this to me and the dick responsible.
255
00:35:16,830 --> 00:35:22,390
Members all of Bill's brainchild:
The Deadly Viper Assassination Squad.
256
00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:28,730
When fortune smiles on something
as violent and ugly as revenge....
257
00:35:28,870 --> 00:35:32,810
...It seems proof like no other
that not only does God exist....
258
00:35:32,940 --> 00:35:34,710
...you're doing his will.
259
00:35:34,940 --> 00:35:37,570
At a time when I knew the least about
my enemies...
260
00:35:37,710 --> 00:35:41,410
...the first name on my death
list, O-Ren Ishii....
261
00:35:41,550 --> 00:35:43,610
...was the easiest to find.
262
00:35:43,750 --> 00:35:48,820
But when one manages the hard task
of becoming queen of Tokyo's underworld...
263
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:52,190
...one doesn't keep it a secret,
does one?
264
00:36:05,310 --> 00:36:10,680
O- Ren Ishii was born on an American
military base in Tokyo, Japan.
265
00:36:11,450 --> 00:36:14,810
The half-Japanese, half
Chinese-American army brat....
266
00:36:14,950 --> 00:36:18,440
...made her first acquaintance with
death at the age of 9.
267
00:36:18,590 --> 00:36:21,520
It was at that age she witnessed
the death of her parents....
268
00:36:21,660 --> 00:36:25,460
...at the hands of Japan's most
ruthless yakuza boss:
269
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,090
Boss Matsumoto.
270
00:39:47,030 --> 00:39:48,190
Mommy.
271
00:40:57,730 --> 00:41:00,070
She swore revenge.
272
00:41:00,340 --> 00:41:05,740
Luckily for her, Boss Matsumoto
was a pedophile.
273
00:41:07,580 --> 00:41:11,140
At 11, she got her revenge.
274
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:17,980
Look at me Matsumoto...
275
00:41:19,790 --> 00:41:22,950
...take a good look at my face.
276
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,230
Look at my eyes.
277
00:41:29,100 --> 00:41:31,430
Look at my nose.
278
00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,730
Look at my chin.
279
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:38,630
Look at my mouth.
280
00:41:41,110 --> 00:41:43,100
Do I look familiar?
281
00:41:45,410 --> 00:41:50,750
Do I look like somebody you murdered?!
282
00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:18,410
By 20, she was one of the top female
assassins In the world.
283
00:44:05,890 --> 00:44:10,790
At 25, she did her part in the killing
of nine innocent people....
284
00:44:11,060 --> 00:44:13,760
...including my unborn daughter....
285
00:44:13,900 --> 00:44:17,730
...in a small wedding chapel
in El Paso, Texas.
286
00:44:18,370 --> 00:44:21,670
But on that day four years ago....
287
00:44:21,940 --> 00:44:25,430
...she made one big mistake:
288
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:28,580
She should have killed ten.
289
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:33,010
However, before satisfaction
would be mine...
290
00:44:33,780 --> 00:44:35,150
...first things first.
291
00:44:35,950 --> 00:44:38,650
Wiggle your big toe.
292
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:47,490
Hard part's over.
293
00:44:48,230 --> 00:44:51,690
Now, let's get these other piggies
wiggling.
294
00:45:26,500 --> 00:45:28,470
Welcome to Air O. May I help you?
295
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:30,970
Okinawa. One-way.
296
00:45:58,100 --> 00:45:59,120
Hi.
297
00:45:59,540 --> 00:46:01,560
Welcome....
298
00:46:06,210 --> 00:46:07,470
Welcome.
299
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:10,850
You English?
300
00:46:11,050 --> 00:46:13,210
Almost. American.
301
00:46:13,450 --> 00:46:16,040
American. Welcome, welcome.
302
00:46:18,450 --> 00:46:21,150
My English very good.
303
00:46:21,390 --> 00:46:22,720
You said domo.
304
00:46:22,930 --> 00:46:24,550
Can you speak Japanese?
305
00:46:24,690 --> 00:46:28,360
No, no. Just a few words I learned
since yesterday.
306
00:46:30,300 --> 00:46:34,170
- May I sit at the bar?
- Oh, sure! Sure, sure. Please, sit.
307
00:46:37,810 --> 00:46:40,300
What other words did you learn?
308
00:46:41,710 --> 00:46:42,680
Just a minute.
309
00:46:42,810 --> 00:46:47,080
We have a customer.
Bring out some tea, quickly.
310
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:50,210
I'm watching my soap operas.
311
00:46:50,350 --> 00:46:51,410
Oh, shit.
312
00:46:51,550 --> 00:46:53,720
Lazy bastard...
313
00:46:53,890 --> 00:46:55,910
Screw your soap opera....
hurry up!
314
00:46:56,060 --> 00:46:59,550
The tea's hot. Why don't you
serve it yourself for once?
315
00:46:59,700 --> 00:47:03,150
Shut up! Get your ass out here!
316
00:47:04,170 --> 00:47:06,260
Excuse me.
317
00:47:08,500 --> 00:47:10,630
What other Japanese do you know?
318
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:13,440
Oh, let's see.
319
00:47:15,710 --> 00:47:17,240
Good.
320
00:47:20,050 --> 00:47:21,450
I already said domo, right?
321
00:47:21,580 --> 00:47:23,070
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
322
00:47:29,390 --> 00:47:30,650
Please repeat.
323
00:47:31,890 --> 00:47:34,890
Perfect. Good, good, good.
324
00:47:35,030 --> 00:47:37,520
You say Japanese word
like you're Japanese.
325
00:47:37,670 --> 00:47:42,000
- Now you're making fun of me.
- No. Serious business.
326
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:45,000
Pronunciation very good.
327
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:49,840
You say arigato
like we say arigato.
328
00:47:52,780 --> 00:47:56,510
Well, thank you. I mean, arigato.
329
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:01,820
You should learn Japanese.
Very easy.
330
00:48:02,460 --> 00:48:05,760
- No kidding? I heard it was kind of hard.
- Most difficult.
331
00:48:06,730 --> 00:48:08,860
But, you have Japanese tongue.
332
00:48:16,310 --> 00:48:18,870
Oh, my God.
333
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:26,640
Hey, what the hell happened to the tea.
Hurry up....goddammit!
334
00:48:29,820 --> 00:48:32,480
Lazy oaf....
335
00:48:38,860 --> 00:48:40,490
What'd ya want?
336
00:48:41,460 --> 00:48:42,900
I beg your pardon?
337
00:48:44,770 --> 00:48:46,170
Drink.
338
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:49,930
Oh, yes, a bottle of warm sake, please.
339
00:48:50,410 --> 00:48:53,810
Warm sake? Very good.
340
00:48:53,940 --> 00:48:55,030
One warm sake!
341
00:48:55,540 --> 00:48:58,540
Sake? In the middle of the day?
342
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:03,480
- Day, night, afternoon -
Who gives a damn. Get the sake!
343
00:49:03,620 --> 00:49:06,380
How come I always have to
get the sake?
344
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:07,990
You listen well...
345
00:49:08,260 --> 00:49:11,490
For thirty years you make the fish.
I get the sake.
346
00:49:11,630 --> 00:49:17,090
If this were the military,
I'd be General by now!
347
00:49:18,030 --> 00:49:19,860
Oh, so you'd be General, huh?
348
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:23,840
If you were General, I'd be Emperor,
349
00:49:23,970 --> 00:49:28,840
and you'd still get the sake.
So shut up and get the sake!
350
00:49:28,980 --> 00:49:29,880
Do you understand?
351
00:49:30,180 --> 00:49:33,080
I'm not bald, okay? I shaved my head.
Do you understand?
352
00:49:37,350 --> 00:49:38,550
Sorry.
353
00:49:42,590 --> 00:49:44,250
First time in Japan?
354
00:49:46,030 --> 00:49:48,360
What brings you to Okinawa?
355
00:49:48,930 --> 00:49:50,590
I came to see a man.
356
00:49:50,730 --> 00:49:52,500
Oh, yeah?
357
00:49:53,570 --> 00:49:56,270
You have a friend live in Okinawa?
358
00:49:56,540 --> 00:49:57,730
Not quite.
359
00:49:58,170 --> 00:49:59,370
Not friend?
360
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,770
- I never met him.
- Never?
361
00:50:03,450 --> 00:50:06,740
Who is he, may I ask?
362
00:50:08,220 --> 00:50:10,120
Hattori Hanzo.
363
00:50:22,730 --> 00:50:25,830
What do you want with
Hattori Hanzo?
364
00:50:27,170 --> 00:50:29,730
I need Japanese steel.
365
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:35,170
Why do you need Japanese steel?
366
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:39,740
I have vermin to kill.
367
00:50:42,850 --> 00:50:48,190
You must have big rats
you need Hattori Hanzo's steel.
368
00:50:51,130 --> 00:50:52,590
Huge.
369
00:52:20,650 --> 00:52:21,810
May I?
370
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:24,040
You may.
371
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:28,550
Wait.
372
00:52:29,260 --> 00:52:31,490
Try the second one down.
373
00:53:24,610 --> 00:53:25,870
Funny...
374
00:53:26,650 --> 00:53:28,910
...you like samurai swords.
375
00:53:31,820 --> 00:53:34,410
I like baseball.
376
00:53:42,300 --> 00:53:45,060
I wanted to show you these.
377
00:53:45,730 --> 00:53:51,170
However, someone as you, who knows
so much, must surely know...
378
00:53:52,270 --> 00:53:57,440
...I no longer make instruments
of death.
379
00:53:58,450 --> 00:54:06,940
What I have here I keep for
their aesthetic and sentimental value.
380
00:54:07,620 --> 00:54:12,520
Yet proud as I am
of my life's work....
381
00:54:14,230 --> 00:54:20,170
...I have retired.
382
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:29,910
Then give me one of these.
383
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:32,580
These are not for sale.
384
00:54:33,950 --> 00:54:38,110
I didn't say "sell me."
I said "give me."
385
00:54:40,390 --> 00:54:43,480
Why should I help you?
386
00:54:43,890 --> 00:54:48,450
Because my vermin
is a former student of yours.
387
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:53,600
And considering the student...
388
00:54:54,670 --> 00:54:59,660
...I'd say you have a rather large
obligation.
389
00:55:55,930 --> 00:55:57,830
You can sleep here.
390
00:55:58,670 --> 00:56:01,900
It will take me a month
to make the sword.
391
00:56:03,770 --> 00:56:07,900
I suggest you spend it practicing.
392
00:57:37,730 --> 00:57:39,930
I've completed doing...
393
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:45,840
what I swore an oath to God,
28 years ago,
394
00:57:47,740 --> 00:57:50,970
...to never do again.
395
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:57,350
I have created,
"something that kills people."
396
00:57:59,590 --> 00:58:04,580
And in that purpose, I was a success.
397
00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:17,130
I've done this because philosophically,
I am sympathetic to your aim.
398
00:58:20,370 --> 00:58:25,570
I can tell you with no ego,
this is my finest sword.
399
00:58:27,380 --> 00:58:31,540
If on your journey,
you should encounter God....
400
00:58:31,690 --> 00:58:33,650
...God will be cut.
401
00:58:46,430 --> 00:58:50,060
Yellow-haired warrior. Go.
402
00:59:14,390 --> 00:59:18,020
It was one year after the massacre
in El Paso, Texas...
403
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:21,900
...that Bill backed his Nippon progeny
financially and philosophically....
404
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:26,130
..in her Shakespearean-like power
struggle with the other yakuza clans...
405
00:59:26,270 --> 00:59:29,710
...over who would rule vice in
the city of Tokyo.
406
00:59:30,710 --> 00:59:32,970
When the final sword was sheathed....
407
00:59:33,110 --> 00:59:36,710
...It was O-Ren Ishii
and her powerful posse....
408
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:40,710
The Crazy 88 that proved the victor.
409
00:59:43,220 --> 00:59:47,660
The pretty lady to O-Ren's right, who's
dressed like a villain on Star Trek....
410
00:59:47,790 --> 00:59:51,700
...is O-Ren's lawyer, best friend
and second lieutenant....
411
00:59:51,830 --> 00:59:55,290
...the half-French, half-Japanese
Sofie Fatale.
412
00:59:56,070 --> 00:59:59,270
Another former protégée of Bill's.
413
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:06,140
The young girl In the schoolgirl
uniform is O-Ren's personal bodyguard....
414
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:09,180
...17-year-old Gogo Yubari.
415
01:00:09,620 --> 01:00:15,280
Gogo may be young but what she lacks
in age, she makes up for in madness.
416
01:00:15,420 --> 01:00:17,790
Do you like Ferraris?
417
01:00:21,060 --> 01:00:23,820
Ferrari....Italian trash.
418
01:00:33,170 --> 01:00:34,640
Do you want to screw me?
419
01:00:36,140 --> 01:00:40,080
Don't laugh.
Do you want to screw me, yes or no?
420
01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:42,310
Yes.
421
01:00:46,090 --> 01:00:47,610
How 'bout now, big boy?
422
01:00:48,660 --> 01:00:51,450
Do you still wish to penetrate me....
423
01:00:53,690 --> 01:00:57,130
...or is it I...
who has penetrated you?
424
01:00:59,300 --> 01:01:00,700
See what I mean?
425
01:01:02,470 --> 01:01:06,930
The bald guy in the black suit
and the Kato mask is Johnny Mo...
426
01:01:07,070 --> 01:01:11,510
...the head general of O-Ren's
personal army, The Crazy 88.
427
01:01:13,380 --> 01:01:15,570
And just In case you were wondering...
428
01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:19,620
...how could a half-breed
Japanese-Chinese American....
429
01:01:19,750 --> 01:01:24,090
...become the boss of all bosses in
Tokyo, Japan?
430
01:01:24,620 --> 01:01:26,090
I'll tell you.
431
01:01:26,230 --> 01:01:28,990
The subject of O-Ren's blood and
nationality....
432
01:01:29,130 --> 01:01:31,820
...came up before the council
only once:
433
01:01:31,970 --> 01:01:36,270
The night O-Ren assumed power
over the crime council.
434
01:01:37,100 --> 01:01:41,840
The man who seems bound and determined
to break the mood is Boss Tanaka.
435
01:01:42,110 --> 01:01:45,570
And what Boss Tanaka thinks is:
436
01:01:49,380 --> 01:01:52,370
Boss Tanaka!
What's the meaning of this outburst?
437
01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:54,110
This is a time for celebration!
438
01:01:54,250 --> 01:01:57,950
And what exactly are we celebrating?
439
01:01:58,860 --> 01:02:01,050
The perversion of
our illustrious council?
440
01:02:03,130 --> 01:02:07,570
Tanaka, have you gone mad?
I will not tolerate this!
441
01:02:07,700 --> 01:02:10,360
You're disrespecting our sister!
Apologize!
442
01:02:11,040 --> 01:02:16,870
Tanaka-San,
of what perversion do you speak?
443
01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:27,280
My father along with yours, and
along with yours, started this council.
444
01:02:28,190 --> 01:02:29,590
And while...
445
01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:33,090
... you laugh like stupid donkeys
they weep in the afterlife...
446
01:02:33,490 --> 01:02:34,820
Shut up!
447
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:37,630
...over the perversion
committed today!
448
01:02:37,930 --> 01:02:43,300
Outrageous! Tanaka, it is you
who insults this council!
449
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:44,800
Bastard!
450
01:02:45,570 --> 01:02:46,770
Fuck face!
451
01:02:46,910 --> 01:02:48,270
Gentlemen.
452
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:56,610
Tanaka obviously has something
on his mind.
453
01:02:58,050 --> 01:03:02,220
By all means, allow him to express it.
454
01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:08,120
I speak, of the perversion done
to this council,
455
01:03:09,260 --> 01:03:10,730
...which I love....
456
01:03:11,500 --> 01:03:13,330
...more than my own children,
457
01:03:14,030 --> 01:03:19,030
...by making a Chinese Jap-American
half breed bitch its leader!
458
01:03:39,190 --> 01:03:44,760
So that you understand
how serious I am...
459
01:03:46,030 --> 01:03:48,360
...I'm going to say this in English.
460
01:04:02,420 --> 01:04:04,040
As your leader...
461
01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:08,450
...I encourage you, from time to time,
and always in a respectful manner...
462
01:04:08,690 --> 01:04:10,590
...to question my logic.
463
01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:15,520
If you're unconvinced a particular plan
I've decided is the wisest, tell me so.
464
01:04:15,660 --> 01:04:17,220
But allow me to convince you...
465
01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:22,530
...and I promise you right here and
now no subject will ever be taboo.
466
01:04:23,240 --> 01:04:26,430
Except of course the subject that was
just under discussion.
467
01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:30,600
The price you pay...
468
01:04:30,740 --> 01:04:35,340
...for bringing up either my Chinese
or American heritage as a negative is:
469
01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:37,680
I collect your fucking head.
470
01:04:38,150 --> 01:04:40,120
Just like this fucker here.
471
01:04:42,590 --> 01:04:47,150
Now if any of you sons of bitches got
anything else to say...
472
01:04:47,290 --> 01:04:49,890
...now's the fucking time!
473
01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:53,560
I didn't think so.
474
01:04:56,700 --> 01:04:58,690
Gentlemen, this meeting is adjourned.
475
01:04:59,810 --> 01:05:01,600
One ticket to Tokyo, please.
476
01:09:58,380 --> 01:09:59,440
Gogo.
477
01:12:13,380 --> 01:12:17,250
You have to say "Yes, yes, yes" to
any selfish demands they make.
478
01:12:17,390 --> 01:12:19,320
They demand ridiculous things.
479
01:12:19,460 --> 01:12:21,650
Shut up... Do you know what would
happen if they heard you?
480
01:12:21,790 --> 01:12:24,160
- What's gonna happen?
- Did you hear about the Tanaka clan?
481
01:12:24,290 --> 01:12:26,060
You're gonna get your head
chopped off.
482
01:12:26,200 --> 01:12:27,920
No, I don't want that.
483
01:13:15,140 --> 01:13:16,670
Yes, it's me.
484
01:13:20,550 --> 01:13:23,880
And if you give us a contact number,
we will get back to you.
485
01:13:37,030 --> 01:13:39,130
Hey. You!
486
01:13:39,500 --> 01:13:42,400
Who do you remind me of?
487
01:13:43,140 --> 01:13:45,070
Charlie Brown!
488
01:13:46,010 --> 01:13:48,670
You're right, he does look like
Charlie Brown.
489
01:13:48,810 --> 01:13:51,710
Charlie Brown,
Four pepperoni pizzas.
490
01:13:51,850 --> 01:13:55,870
- That's not on our menu....
- I don't care, bring them, goddammit!
491
01:13:56,790 --> 01:13:59,690
Hey....hey....
Charlie, give me a kiss.
492
01:14:01,190 --> 01:14:03,120
O- Ren Ishii!
493
01:14:04,160 --> 01:14:06,790
You and I have unfinished business!
494
01:15:37,290 --> 01:15:40,350
Charlie Brown, beat it.
495
01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:48,920
Miki.
496
01:16:07,220 --> 01:16:08,910
TEAR THE BITCH APART!
497
01:17:41,780 --> 01:17:43,210
So, O-Ren...
498
01:17:44,450 --> 01:17:47,280
...any more subordinates
for me to kill?
499
01:17:48,880 --> 01:17:50,110
Hi.
500
01:17:51,790 --> 01:17:53,310
Gogo, right?
501
01:17:54,760 --> 01:17:58,160
Bingo.
And you're Black Mamba.
502
01:18:00,130 --> 01:18:03,500
Our reputations precede us.
503
01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:05,970
Don't they?
504
01:18:07,900 --> 01:18:09,060
Gogo...
505
01:18:09,940 --> 01:18:13,030
...I know you feel you must protect
your mistress...
506
01:18:14,180 --> 01:18:15,580
...but I beg you...
507
01:18:16,880 --> 01:18:18,140
...walk away.
508
01:18:25,450 --> 01:18:27,450
You call that begging?
509
01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:35,790
You can beg better than that.
510
01:21:50,230 --> 01:21:51,660
Is that what I think it is?
511
01:21:51,790 --> 01:21:54,560
You didn't think it would be that easy,
did you?
512
01:21:55,200 --> 01:21:58,330
You know,
for a second there...
513
01:21:58,770 --> 01:22:01,600
...yeah, I kind of did.
514
01:22:03,040 --> 01:22:04,700
"Silly rabbit."
515
01:22:05,470 --> 01:22:07,270
"Trix are for kids."
516
01:29:01,290 --> 01:29:05,250
This is what you get for fucking
around with the yakuzas.
517
01:29:05,930 --> 01:29:07,450
Go home to your mother!
518
01:30:06,450 --> 01:30:11,920
Those of you lucky enough to still
have your lives take them with you!
519
01:30:13,660 --> 01:30:14,890
However....
520
01:30:16,300 --> 01:30:20,390
...leave the limbs you've lost.
521
01:30:21,400 --> 01:30:24,800
They belong to me now.
522
01:30:29,710 --> 01:30:32,150
Except you, Sofie!
523
01:30:32,910 --> 01:30:35,940
You stay right where you are.
524
01:31:29,640 --> 01:31:31,940
Your instrument is quite impressive.
525
01:31:36,680 --> 01:31:38,440
Where was it made?
526
01:31:40,250 --> 01:31:41,480
Okinawa.
527
01:31:43,650 --> 01:31:46,780
Whom in Okinawa made you this steel?
528
01:31:47,990 --> 01:31:49,320
This is Hattori Hanzo steel.
529
01:31:49,690 --> 01:31:51,390
YOU LIE!
530
01:32:04,010 --> 01:32:06,500
Swords however, never get tired.
531
01:32:07,540 --> 01:32:11,410
I hope you've saved your energy.
532
01:32:14,720 --> 01:32:16,180
If you haven't....
533
01:32:18,020 --> 01:32:20,350
...you might not last five minutes.
534
01:32:22,090 --> 01:32:24,520
But as last looks go,
535
01:32:25,430 --> 01:32:27,050
you could do worse.
536
01:35:06,220 --> 01:35:10,680
Silly Caucasian girl likes to play
with samurai swords.
537
01:35:13,030 --> 01:35:15,720
You may not be able to fight
like a samurai...
538
01:35:19,130 --> 01:35:21,830
...but you can at least die
like a samurai.
539
01:35:52,470 --> 01:35:54,330
Attack me...
540
01:35:55,170 --> 01:35:56,830
...with everything you have.
541
01:36:52,090 --> 01:36:54,790
For ridiculing you earlier....
542
01:36:57,330 --> 01:36:59,060
...I apologize.
543
01:37:07,910 --> 01:37:09,430
Accepted.
544
01:37:25,690 --> 01:37:26,990
Ready?
545
01:37:31,700 --> 01:37:32,860
Come on.
546
01:38:06,100 --> 01:38:14,970
That really was a Hattori Hanzo sword.
547
01:40:21,240 --> 01:40:22,400
Sofie.
548
01:40:23,500 --> 01:40:24,800
Sofie.
549
01:40:25,340 --> 01:40:29,040
My Sofie. I'm so sorry.
550
01:40:32,850 --> 01:40:36,210
Please. Please forgive my betrayal.
551
01:40:36,350 --> 01:40:37,680
No more of that.
552
01:40:38,350 --> 01:40:39,580
But still...
553
01:40:40,250 --> 01:40:42,590
But still nothing...
554
01:40:44,460 --> 01:40:46,520
...except my aching heart...
555
01:40:46,660 --> 01:40:50,790
...over what she's done to my
beautiful and brilliant Sofie.
556
01:40:51,870 --> 01:40:54,460
I've kept you alive for two reasons.
557
01:40:54,870 --> 01:40:57,170
First reason is information.
558
01:40:57,300 --> 01:41:02,400
Burn in Hell you stupid, stupid blonde!
I'll tell you nothing.
559
01:41:03,910 --> 01:41:07,400
But I am going to ask you questions.
560
01:41:08,180 --> 01:41:11,740
And every time you don't give me
answers...
561
01:41:12,290 --> 01:41:14,750
...I'm going to cut something off.
562
01:41:15,690 --> 01:41:17,680
And I promise you...
563
01:41:18,060 --> 01:41:21,430
...they will be things you will miss.
564
01:41:23,100 --> 01:41:24,620
Give me your other arm!
565
01:41:37,010 --> 01:41:41,680
I want all the information on
the Deadly Vipers.
566
01:41:41,820 --> 01:41:43,840
- If you had to guess...
- What they've been doing....
567
01:41:43,980 --> 01:41:47,180
...why she left you alive...
- ...and where I can find them.
568
01:41:47,320 --> 01:41:49,190
...what would be your guess?
569
01:41:51,330 --> 01:41:53,490
Guessing won't be necessary.
570
01:41:54,190 --> 01:41:55,890
She informed me.
571
01:41:58,330 --> 01:42:02,060
She said I could keep my wicked life
for two reasons.
572
01:42:03,270 --> 01:42:04,400
As I said before....
573
01:42:04,540 --> 01:42:08,700
...I've allowed you to keep your
wicked life for two reasons.
574
01:42:09,380 --> 01:42:11,640
And the second reason is...
575
01:42:11,880 --> 01:42:17,340
...so you can tell him, in person
everything that happened here tonight.
576
01:42:18,650 --> 01:42:21,880
I want him to witness the extent of
my mercy...
577
01:42:22,020 --> 01:42:24,820
...by witnessing your deformed body.
578
01:42:25,730 --> 01:42:29,590
I want you to tell him all
the information you just told me.
579
01:42:29,960 --> 01:42:32,730
I want him to know what I know.
580
01:42:33,100 --> 01:42:36,730
I want him to know I want him to know.
581
01:42:37,370 --> 01:42:39,900
And I want them all to know...
582
01:42:40,040 --> 01:42:45,340
...they'll all soon be as dead as O-Ren.
583
01:42:58,640 --> 01:43:01,730
Now, the incident that happened
at the Two Pines Wedding Chapel,
584
01:43:01,880 --> 01:43:05,000
that put this whole
gory story into motion,
585
01:43:05,150 --> 01:43:07,580
has since become legend.
586
01:43:07,920 --> 01:43:10,480
"Massacre at Two Pines."
587
01:43:10,620 --> 01:43:12,480
That's what the
newspapers called it.
588
01:43:12,620 --> 01:43:14,450
The local TV news called it:
589
01:43:14,590 --> 01:43:18,460
"The El Paso,
Texas Wedding Chapel Massacre."
590
01:43:18,730 --> 01:43:21,320
How it happened, who was there,
591
01:43:21,460 --> 01:43:24,260
how many got killed
and who killed them...
592
01:43:24,400 --> 01:43:27,770
changes depending on
who's telling the story.
593
01:43:28,140 --> 01:43:29,630
In actual fact,
594
01:43:29,770 --> 01:43:32,640
the massacre didn't happen
during a wedding at all.
595
01:43:33,510 --> 01:43:35,810
It was a wedding rehearsal.
596
01:43:36,140 --> 01:43:38,510
Now, when we come to the part
where I say...
597
01:43:38,650 --> 01:43:40,910
"You may kiss the bride,"
598
01:43:41,150 --> 01:43:42,780
you may kiss the bride.
599
01:43:42,920 --> 01:43:45,350
But don't stick
your tongue in her mouth.
600
01:43:47,450 --> 01:43:49,550
This might be funny to your friends,
601
01:43:49,690 --> 01:43:52,890
but it would be
embarrassing to your parents.
602
01:43:54,530 --> 01:43:57,050
We'll try to restrain
ourselves, Reverend.
603
01:43:58,870 --> 01:44:00,560
Y'all got a song?
604
01:44:04,340 --> 01:44:07,240
How about "Love Me Tender"?
I can play that.
605
01:44:07,710 --> 01:44:08,830
Sure.
606
01:44:09,780 --> 01:44:11,640
"Love Me Tender" would be great.
607
01:44:12,210 --> 01:44:14,270
Rufus, he's the man.
608
01:44:15,320 --> 01:44:18,310
Rufus, who was that
you used to play for?
609
01:44:18,450 --> 01:44:20,110
Rufus Thomas.
610
01:44:20,490 --> 01:44:22,150
Rufus Thomas.
611
01:44:22,590 --> 01:44:23,350
Rufus Thomas.
612
01:44:23,490 --> 01:44:27,760
I was a Drell. I was a Drifter.
I was a Coaster.
613
01:44:27,900 --> 01:44:31,420
I was part of the Gang.
I was a Bar-Kay.
614
01:44:31,570 --> 01:44:35,090
If they come through Texas,
I played with them.
615
01:44:35,970 --> 01:44:39,200
Rufus, he's the man.
616
01:44:42,310 --> 01:44:43,670
Have I forgotten anything?
617
01:44:43,810 --> 01:44:48,080
Um, oh yes, you forgot
the seating arrangements.
618
01:44:48,220 --> 01:44:49,880
Thank you, Mother.
619
01:44:51,020 --> 01:44:53,110
Now, the way we normally do this,
620
01:44:53,250 --> 01:44:55,550
we have the bride's side,
621
01:44:55,690 --> 01:44:57,280
and then we have the
groom's side.
622
01:44:57,420 --> 01:45:00,590
But since the bride
ain't got nobody coming,
623
01:45:00,730 --> 01:45:04,720
and the groom's got
far too many people coming...
624
01:45:04,870 --> 01:45:07,360
Oh yeah, they're coming
all the way from Oklahoma.
625
01:45:09,470 --> 01:45:10,560
Right.
626
01:45:11,040 --> 01:45:13,600
Well, I don't see
no problem with...
627
01:45:14,040 --> 01:45:17,410
the groom's side
sharing the bride's side.
628
01:45:17,540 --> 01:45:20,380
- Do you, Mother?
-No, I don't have a problem with that.
629
01:45:20,510 --> 01:45:22,880
But, honey, you know,
630
01:45:23,020 --> 01:45:26,280
it would be good
if you had somebody come.
631
01:45:26,720 --> 01:45:28,980
You know, as a sign of good faith.
632
01:45:30,690 --> 01:45:32,660
Well, I don't have anybody...
633
01:45:32,930 --> 01:45:34,760
except for Tommy and...
634
01:45:35,000 --> 01:45:36,360
my friends.
635
01:45:37,230 --> 01:45:39,130
You have no family?
636
01:45:39,800 --> 01:45:41,290
Well, I'm working on changing that.
637
01:45:41,440 --> 01:45:42,330
Mrs. Harmony,
638
01:45:42,470 --> 01:45:45,460
we're all the family this
little angel's ever going to need.
639
01:45:47,540 --> 01:45:48,700
I'm not feeling very well,
640
01:45:48,840 --> 01:45:51,400
and this bitch
is starting to piss me off.
641
01:45:51,550 --> 01:45:53,040
So while you all blather on,
642
01:45:53,180 --> 01:45:54,670
I'm going to go outside
and get some air.
643
01:45:54,820 --> 01:45:55,870
Okay.
644
01:45:56,080 --> 01:45:58,070
Reverend, sorry, ah...
645
01:45:58,220 --> 01:45:59,550
She's going to go out
and get some air.
646
01:45:59,690 --> 01:46:01,810
Yeah, given her
delicate condition...
647
01:46:01,960 --> 01:46:04,620
She just needs a few minutes
to get it together, she'll be okay.
648
01:46:04,990 --> 01:46:06,150
all right.
649
01:47:24,200 --> 01:47:25,540
Hello, Kiddo.
650
01:47:30,880 --> 01:47:32,500
How did you find me?
651
01:47:33,780 --> 01:47:35,270
I'm the man.
652
01:47:39,220 --> 01:47:40,810
What are you doing here?
653
01:47:42,760 --> 01:47:44,190
What am I doing?
654
01:47:46,130 --> 01:47:47,250
Well,
655
01:47:48,300 --> 01:47:51,320
a moment ago
I was playing my flute.
656
01:47:57,700 --> 01:47:59,170
At this moment,
657
01:48:00,770 --> 01:48:02,830
I'm looking at
the most beautiful bride...
658
01:48:02,980 --> 01:48:05,270
these old eyes have ever seen.
659
01:48:07,110 --> 01:48:08,740
Why are you here?
660
01:48:09,450 --> 01:48:10,710
Last look.
661
01:48:13,390 --> 01:48:14,790
Are you going to be nice?
662
01:48:14,920 --> 01:48:17,750
I've never been nice
my whole life.
663
01:48:19,090 --> 01:48:22,430
But I'll do my best to be sweet.
664
01:48:24,700 --> 01:48:26,530
I always told you,
665
01:48:27,130 --> 01:48:30,230
your sweet side is your best side.
666
01:48:30,670 --> 01:48:32,100
I guess that's why...
667
01:48:32,440 --> 01:48:34,960
you're the only one
who's ever seen it.
668
01:48:37,580 --> 01:48:39,480
See you got a bun in the oven.
669
01:48:43,220 --> 01:48:44,480
I'm knocked-up.
670
01:48:45,490 --> 01:48:47,320
Jeez, Louise.
671
01:48:47,820 --> 01:48:48,810
That young man of yours...
672
01:48:48,960 --> 01:48:52,620
sure doesn't believe in
wasting time, does he?
673
01:48:53,590 --> 01:48:55,490
Have you seen Tommy?
674
01:48:57,930 --> 01:48:59,690
Big guy in the tux?
675
01:48:59,800 --> 01:49:01,030
Yes.
676
01:49:01,270 --> 01:49:02,930
Then I saw him.
677
01:49:04,500 --> 01:49:06,060
I like his hair.
678
01:49:07,870 --> 01:49:10,340
You promised you'd be nice.
679
01:49:12,210 --> 01:49:15,980
No, I said I'd do my best,
that's hardly a promise.
680
01:49:16,920 --> 01:49:18,410
But you're right.
681
01:49:19,320 --> 01:49:22,480
What does your young man
do for a living?
682
01:49:24,190 --> 01:49:27,020
He owns a used record store
here in El Paso.
683
01:49:27,190 --> 01:49:29,720
Ah, music lover, eh?
684
01:49:29,860 --> 01:49:31,890
He's fond of music.
685
01:49:33,070 --> 01:49:34,470
Aren't we all.
686
01:49:38,940 --> 01:49:42,840
And what are you doing
for a J-O-B these days?
687
01:49:44,380 --> 01:49:46,680
I work in the record store.
688
01:49:47,450 --> 01:49:49,440
Ahh so.
689
01:49:50,950 --> 01:49:53,850
It all suddenly seems so clear.
690
01:49:56,460 --> 01:49:57,860
Do you like it?
691
01:49:58,660 --> 01:50:01,350
Yeah, I like it a lot, smart-ass.
692
01:50:02,160 --> 01:50:04,560
I get to listen to music all day,
693
01:50:04,770 --> 01:50:07,700
talk about music all day.
It's really cool.
694
01:50:09,600 --> 01:50:13,160
It's going to be a great environment
for my little girl to grow up in.
695
01:50:16,110 --> 01:50:18,980
As opposed to
jetting around the world,
696
01:50:19,110 --> 01:50:20,810
killing human beings,
697
01:50:20,950 --> 01:50:23,710
and being paid vast sums of money?
698
01:50:25,690 --> 01:50:27,080
Precisely.
699
01:50:27,450 --> 01:50:31,750
Well, my old friend, to each his own.
700
01:50:32,590 --> 01:50:33,790
However,
701
01:50:34,430 --> 01:50:37,120
all cockblockery aside,
702
01:50:37,260 --> 01:50:40,130
I am looking forward to
meeting your young man.
703
01:50:40,800 --> 01:50:43,770
I happen to be
more or less particular...
704
01:50:43,900 --> 01:50:46,070
whom my gal marries.
705
01:50:48,710 --> 01:50:50,200
You want to come to the wedding?
706
01:50:50,340 --> 01:50:52,900
Only if I can sit on the bride's side.
707
01:50:54,050 --> 01:50:56,570
You'll find it a bit lonely on my side.
708
01:50:57,020 --> 01:51:00,080
Your side always was a bit lonely,
709
01:51:00,820 --> 01:51:03,050
but I wouldn't sit anywhere else.
710
01:51:05,560 --> 01:51:06,820
You know,
711
01:51:07,860 --> 01:51:10,160
I had the loveliest dream about you.
712
01:51:10,300 --> 01:51:12,630
Oh, here's Tommy. Call me Arlene.
713
01:51:13,470 --> 01:51:14,900
You must be Tommy.
714
01:51:15,040 --> 01:51:17,400
Arlene's told me so much about you.
715
01:51:17,570 --> 01:51:20,300
- Honey, you okay?
- Oh, I'm fine.
716
01:51:20,440 --> 01:51:22,930
Tommy, I'd like you to
meet my father.
717
01:51:23,940 --> 01:51:25,840
Oh, my God!
718
01:51:26,310 --> 01:51:28,010
Oh, my God, this is great.
719
01:51:28,150 --> 01:51:31,080
I'm so glad to meet you, sir.
Oh, Dad.
720
01:51:31,620 --> 01:51:33,110
The name's Bill.
721
01:51:33,250 --> 01:51:35,650
Well, it's great to
meet you, Bill.
722
01:51:35,790 --> 01:51:37,760
Arlene told me you
couldn't make it.
723
01:51:38,190 --> 01:51:38,950
Surprise.
724
01:51:39,090 --> 01:51:42,290
That's my Pop for you.
Always full of surprises.
725
01:51:42,430 --> 01:51:45,300
Well, in the surprise department,
726
01:51:45,930 --> 01:51:48,630
the apple doesn't fall
far from the tree.
727
01:51:49,440 --> 01:51:51,600
- When did you get in?
- Just now.
728
01:51:51,770 --> 01:51:53,970
Did you come
straight from Australia?
729
01:51:54,110 --> 01:51:54,770
Of course.
730
01:51:54,910 --> 01:51:58,370
Daddy, I told Tommy that you were
in Perth mining for silver and...
731
01:51:58,780 --> 01:52:00,580
no one could reach you.
732
01:52:00,850 --> 01:52:04,080
Lucky for us all,
that's not the case.
733
01:52:04,480 --> 01:52:05,510
So...
734
01:52:06,420 --> 01:52:08,010
what's this all about?
735
01:52:08,150 --> 01:52:10,120
I've heard of wedding rehearsals,
736
01:52:10,260 --> 01:52:12,450
but I don't believe
I've ever heard of...
737
01:52:12,590 --> 01:52:14,530
a wedding dress rehearsal before.
738
01:52:14,660 --> 01:52:15,750
We thought:
739
01:52:15,900 --> 01:52:19,090
"Why pay so much money for a dress
you're only going to wear once?"
740
01:52:19,230 --> 01:52:22,170
Especially when Arlene looks so
goddamn beautiful in it.
741
01:52:22,300 --> 01:52:25,930
So, I think we're going to try to
get all the mileage we can out of it.
742
01:52:27,510 --> 01:52:28,970
Isn't it supposed to be bad luck...
743
01:52:29,110 --> 01:52:32,340
for the groom to see the bride
in her wedding dress...
744
01:52:32,480 --> 01:52:33,840
before the ceremony?
745
01:52:34,580 --> 01:52:38,210
Well, I guess I just
believe in living dangerously.
746
01:52:40,050 --> 01:52:41,880
I know just what you mean.
747
01:52:42,020 --> 01:52:43,350
Son.
748
01:52:43,760 --> 01:52:46,890
- Some of us have places to be.
- Sure do.
749
01:52:47,230 --> 01:52:49,530
Look, we got to go through this
one more time.
750
01:52:49,660 --> 01:52:51,600
So, why don't you have a se...
751
01:52:51,770 --> 01:52:55,630
Oh, my God. What am I thinking?
You should give her away.
752
01:52:55,770 --> 01:52:58,970
Tommy, that's not exactly
Daddy's cup of tea.
753
01:52:59,610 --> 01:53:01,940
I think Father would be
much more comfortable...
754
01:53:02,110 --> 01:53:03,540
sitting with the rest of the guests.
755
01:53:03,680 --> 01:53:05,080
Oh, really?
756
01:53:05,850 --> 01:53:07,210
That's asking a lot.
757
01:53:08,850 --> 01:53:11,540
Well, okay, we'll forget it.
758
01:53:12,120 --> 01:53:14,280
But how about we go out to dinner
tonight and celebrate.
759
01:53:14,420 --> 01:53:17,120
Only on the condition that
I pay for everything.
760
01:53:17,260 --> 01:53:19,660
Deal. We got to do this now.
761
01:53:19,830 --> 01:53:20,880
Can I watch?
762
01:53:21,030 --> 01:53:23,220
Absolutely. Have a seat.
763
01:53:23,960 --> 01:53:25,560
Which is the bride's side?
764
01:53:25,700 --> 01:53:27,190
Right over here.
765
01:53:30,540 --> 01:53:32,530
Mother, here we go.
766
01:53:34,240 --> 01:53:37,230
Now, son, about them vows...
767
01:53:43,820 --> 01:53:44,840
Bill,
768
01:53:46,090 --> 01:53:46,810
I just wanted...
769
01:53:46,950 --> 01:53:49,680
You don't owe me a damn thing.
770
01:53:50,860 --> 01:53:52,650
If he's the man you want,
771
01:53:53,430 --> 01:53:56,120
then go stand by him.
772
01:54:19,890 --> 01:54:21,440
Do I look pretty?
773
01:54:22,260 --> 01:54:23,550
Oh, yes.
774
01:54:34,600 --> 01:54:36,000
Thank you.
775
01:54:41,680 --> 01:54:42,800
Oh, good.
776
01:55:09,300 --> 01:55:11,360
It's all much more simp...
777
01:55:11,500 --> 01:55:13,560
What the hell?!
778
01:55:14,410 --> 01:55:16,770
No! Bill!
779
01:55:55,550 --> 01:55:56,540
You're telling me...
780
01:55:56,680 --> 01:56:00,120
she cut her way through
88 bodyguards...
781
01:56:00,320 --> 01:56:01,880
before she got to O-Ren?
782
01:56:02,020 --> 01:56:03,920
No, there wasn't really 88 of them.
783
01:56:04,060 --> 01:56:06,860
They just call themselves
"The Crazy 88."
784
01:56:06,990 --> 01:56:07,690
How come?
785
01:56:07,830 --> 01:56:10,730
I don't know. I guess
they thought it sounded cool.
786
01:56:12,300 --> 01:56:13,270
Anyhow,
787
01:56:13,770 --> 01:56:16,030
they all fell under her Hanzo sword.
788
01:56:16,300 --> 01:56:18,030
She's got a Hanzo sword?
789
01:56:18,340 --> 01:56:20,070
He made one for her.
790
01:56:20,240 --> 01:56:23,610
Didn't he swear a blood oath
to never make another sword?
791
01:56:24,010 --> 01:56:27,240
It would appear he has broken it.
792
01:56:29,520 --> 01:56:32,950
Them Japs sure know how to
hold a grudge, don't they?
793
01:56:35,660 --> 01:56:37,090
Or maybe...
794
01:56:37,520 --> 01:56:40,460
you just tend to
bring that out in people.
795
01:56:40,890 --> 01:56:44,920
I know this is a ridiculous
question before I ask it,
796
01:56:45,570 --> 01:56:47,030
but you haven't, by any chance,
797
01:56:47,170 --> 01:56:50,160
kept up with your swordplay?
798
01:56:52,710 --> 01:56:53,760
I...
799
01:56:56,280 --> 01:56:58,210
I pawned that years ago.
800
01:56:58,710 --> 01:57:01,810
You hocked a Hattori Hanzo sword?
801
01:57:02,620 --> 01:57:03,670
Yep.
802
01:57:04,420 --> 01:57:06,010
It was priceless.
803
01:57:10,590 --> 01:57:13,750
Well, not in El Paso, it ain't.
804
01:57:15,030 --> 01:57:18,090
In El Paso I got me $250 for it.
805
01:57:19,730 --> 01:57:22,330
I'm a bouncer in a titty bar, Bill.
806
01:57:25,740 --> 01:57:26,760
If she wants to fight with me,
807
01:57:26,910 --> 01:57:28,740
all she's got to do is
come down to the club,
808
01:57:28,880 --> 01:57:31,210
and start some shit,
and we'll be in a fight.
809
01:57:33,280 --> 01:57:37,270
I know we haven't spoken
in some time.
810
01:57:38,120 --> 01:57:41,050
And the last time we spoke
wasn't the most pleasant,
811
01:57:41,990 --> 01:57:45,450
but you've got to get over
being mad at me...
812
01:57:46,530 --> 01:57:48,550
and start becoming
afraid of (BLEEP)...
813
01:57:48,730 --> 01:57:49,920
because she is coming,
814
01:57:50,060 --> 01:57:52,220
and she is coming to kill you.
815
01:57:53,770 --> 01:57:55,170
And unless you accept my assistance,
816
01:57:55,300 --> 01:57:57,900
I have no doubt she will succeed.
817
01:58:07,150 --> 01:58:08,440
I don't dodge guilt,
818
01:58:08,580 --> 01:58:11,810
and I don't Jew out of
paying my comeuppance.
819
01:58:13,950 --> 01:58:17,390
Can't we just forget the past?
820
01:58:20,260 --> 01:58:21,690
That woman...
821
01:58:22,260 --> 01:58:24,360
deserves her revenge,
822
01:58:29,440 --> 01:58:33,430
and we deserve to die.
823
01:58:38,580 --> 01:58:40,210
But then again,
824
01:58:41,450 --> 01:58:42,850
so does she.
825
01:58:46,820 --> 01:58:48,550
So I guess...
826
01:58:49,520 --> 01:58:51,620
we'll just see,
827
01:58:52,990 --> 01:58:54,190
won't we?
828
01:59:31,500 --> 01:59:32,660
Late again.
829
01:59:33,430 --> 01:59:35,330
Budd, can't you tell time?
830
01:59:36,740 --> 01:59:38,600
There ain't nobody in here, man.
831
01:59:38,740 --> 01:59:40,730
- Is that Budd?!
- Yeah!
832
01:59:41,010 --> 01:59:43,870
Tell him to get his
fucking ass back here!
833
01:59:44,010 --> 01:59:45,310
Okay.
834
01:59:46,010 --> 01:59:49,210
Budd, Larry would like
a word with you.
835
01:59:54,220 --> 01:59:57,120
Take a hit. Be somebody, baby.
836
02:00:06,400 --> 02:00:08,160
You looking for me?
837
02:00:14,370 --> 02:00:17,970
I don't know what car wash
you worked before you came here,
838
02:00:18,110 --> 02:00:20,170
that let you stroll in 20 minutes late,
839
02:00:20,310 --> 02:00:23,150
but it wasn't owned by me,
and I own a fucking car wash.
840
02:00:23,280 --> 02:00:24,210
Do you want me to leave?
841
02:00:24,350 --> 02:00:26,650
No, I don't want you to leave,
I want you to sit and wait.
842
02:00:27,450 --> 02:00:28,720
Larry,
843
02:00:29,590 --> 02:00:32,110
there ain't nobody out there, so...
844
02:00:33,290 --> 02:00:36,960
"There's nobody out there, Larry."
845
02:00:38,200 --> 02:00:39,720
What's your point?
846
02:00:40,530 --> 02:00:42,190
That you're not needed here?
847
02:00:42,840 --> 02:00:44,460
My point is...
848
02:00:45,200 --> 02:00:46,830
I'm the bouncer,
849
02:00:46,970 --> 02:00:49,810
and there ain't nobody
out there to bounce.
850
02:00:49,940 --> 02:00:51,340
You're saying that the reason...
851
02:00:53,350 --> 02:00:58,280
that you're not doing the job
that I'm paying you to do...
852
02:00:58,420 --> 02:01:01,720
is that you don't have a job to do?
853
02:01:03,990 --> 02:01:06,050
- No...
- Is that what you're saying?
854
02:01:06,360 --> 02:01:08,220
What are you trying to
convince me of exactly,
855
02:01:08,360 --> 02:01:11,420
that you're as useless as
an asshole right here?
856
02:01:12,400 --> 02:01:14,260
Well, guess what, Buddy,
857
02:01:14,770 --> 02:01:19,230
I think you just
fucking convinced me.
858
02:01:20,570 --> 02:01:24,010
Let's go to the calendar.
It's calendar time.
859
02:01:24,610 --> 02:01:26,600
Calendar time for Buddy.
860
02:01:27,250 --> 02:01:28,910
Okay, you working tomorrow?
861
02:01:29,680 --> 02:01:30,670
Yeah.
862
02:01:31,280 --> 02:01:32,750
No, you're not.
863
02:01:33,020 --> 02:01:34,850
You don't even know
what fucking day you work.
864
02:01:35,190 --> 02:01:36,920
Here. You're not working tomorrow,
865
02:01:37,060 --> 02:01:39,890
you're working Wednesday.
Here you are. There you go.
866
02:01:40,230 --> 02:01:42,350
- You working Thursday?
- Yeah.
867
02:01:42,500 --> 02:01:43,620
I don't think so.
868
02:01:44,430 --> 02:01:45,090
Friday?
869
02:01:46,700 --> 02:01:48,260
I don't... there's your name.
870
02:01:48,970 --> 02:01:51,900
- If you say so.
- There used to be your name, okay?
871
02:01:52,040 --> 02:01:54,700
Saturday, there used to be your name.
872
02:01:54,840 --> 02:01:56,740
So Monday you're going to...
873
02:01:56,880 --> 02:01:58,430
Here, how about...
how about that?
874
02:01:58,580 --> 02:02:00,100
Fucking with your cash
is the only thing...
875
02:02:00,250 --> 02:02:03,270
you kids seem to understand. Okay?
876
02:02:04,720 --> 02:02:06,880
Now, I want you to go home
till I call you.
877
02:02:07,020 --> 02:02:09,080
Till I call you.
878
02:02:09,920 --> 02:02:13,320
Before you leave, talk to Rocket.
She's got a job for you to do.
879
02:02:14,960 --> 02:02:16,050
And...
880
02:02:17,930 --> 02:02:19,160
the hat.
881
02:02:20,670 --> 02:02:22,660
That fucking hat.
882
02:02:23,700 --> 02:02:26,570
That fucking hat.
883
02:02:26,710 --> 02:02:29,230
How many times have I told you,
884
02:02:29,540 --> 02:02:32,340
don't wear that fucking hat here?
885
02:02:32,480 --> 02:02:33,600
How many?
886
02:02:38,180 --> 02:02:39,650
Well, customers wear hats.
887
02:02:39,790 --> 02:02:42,250
Well, I'm not the boss
of the customers.
888
02:02:42,390 --> 02:02:44,190
I'm the boss of you.
889
02:02:44,820 --> 02:02:46,260
And I'm telling you...
890
02:02:46,390 --> 02:02:50,730
that I want you to keep that
shit-kicker hat at home.
891
02:03:25,400 --> 02:03:28,890
Yeah, Budd, honey,
the toilet is at it again.
892
02:03:29,040 --> 02:03:31,500
There's shitty water
all over the floor.
893
02:03:32,100 --> 02:03:33,330
Okay...
894
02:03:34,510 --> 02:03:35,630
Rocket.
895
02:03:37,780 --> 02:03:39,210
I'll clean it up.
896
02:07:18,460 --> 02:07:22,870
Well, that gentled you down some,
didn't it?
897
02:07:32,780 --> 02:07:33,970
Yep.
898
02:07:35,680 --> 02:07:39,240
Ain't nobody a badass with a
double dose of rock salt...
899
02:07:39,790 --> 02:07:41,550
dug deep in their tits.
900
02:07:45,790 --> 02:07:46,920
Not having...
901
02:07:48,260 --> 02:07:49,450
tits...
902
02:07:53,970 --> 02:07:55,260
as fine...
903
02:07:56,540 --> 02:07:58,300
or as big as yours,
904
02:07:59,310 --> 02:08:03,470
I can't even imagine how bad
that shit must sting.
905
02:08:07,780 --> 02:08:08,610
Yet,
906
02:08:13,320 --> 02:08:14,980
I don't want to neither.
907
02:08:37,710 --> 02:08:38,870
I win.
908
02:09:51,920 --> 02:09:52,440
Bill?
909
02:09:53,650 --> 02:09:56,120
Wrong brother, you hateful bitch.
910
02:09:56,920 --> 02:09:58,790
- Budd.
-Bingo.
911
02:10:00,660 --> 02:10:03,060
And to what do I owe
this dubious pleasure?
912
02:10:04,300 --> 02:10:08,390
I just caught me the cowgirl
ain't never been caught.
913
02:10:09,800 --> 02:10:11,290
Did you kill her?
914
02:10:12,000 --> 02:10:13,560
Well, not yet I ain't.
915
02:10:14,210 --> 02:10:16,440
I shot her full of rock salt.
916
02:10:16,740 --> 02:10:18,640
She's so gentle right now,
917
02:10:18,780 --> 02:10:21,370
I could perform her
coup de grace with a rock.
918
02:10:22,480 --> 02:10:23,610
Anywho,
919
02:10:27,890 --> 02:10:30,680
guess what I'm holding
in my hand right now.
920
02:10:31,320 --> 02:10:32,290
What?
921
02:10:32,420 --> 02:10:36,380
A brand spanking new
Hattori Hanzo sword.
922
02:10:37,960 --> 02:10:39,990
And I'm here to tell you, Elle,
923
02:10:41,300 --> 02:10:43,100
that's what I call sharp.
924
02:10:43,600 --> 02:10:44,830
How much?
925
02:10:44,970 --> 02:10:47,400
Oh, that's hard to say,
being that it's...
926
02:10:48,110 --> 02:10:49,510
priceless and all.
927
02:10:49,880 --> 02:10:51,340
What's the terms?
928
02:10:52,380 --> 02:10:55,250
You get your bony ass down here
first thing in the morning...
929
02:10:56,550 --> 02:10:59,380
with a million dollars
in folding cash,
930
02:11:00,690 --> 02:11:02,280
and I'll give you...
931
02:11:03,020 --> 02:11:05,750
the greatest sword
ever made by a man.
932
02:11:10,230 --> 02:11:12,030
Now, how do you like
the sound of that?
933
02:11:12,160 --> 02:11:15,030
Sounds like we got a deal.
One condition.
934
02:11:15,830 --> 02:11:16,860
What?
935
02:11:17,000 --> 02:11:20,460
She must suffer to her last breath.
936
02:11:20,670 --> 02:11:21,800
Well...
937
02:11:23,210 --> 02:11:24,900
that, Elle, darling...
938
02:11:26,210 --> 02:11:28,980
I can pretty much
damn well guarantee.
939
02:11:30,180 --> 02:11:31,670
Then I'll see you
in the morning...
940
02:11:32,120 --> 02:11:33,480
millionaire.
941
02:11:34,090 --> 02:11:35,210
all right.
942
02:12:37,020 --> 02:12:38,410
Wakey, wakey.
943
02:12:39,320 --> 02:12:40,720
Eggs and bakey.
944
02:13:16,120 --> 02:13:17,450
I'm done!
945
02:13:18,490 --> 02:13:20,390
Get me out of this hole!
946
02:13:24,200 --> 02:13:25,220
Good.
947
02:13:58,430 --> 02:14:00,160
Whoa, look at those eyes.
948
02:14:00,570 --> 02:14:02,330
This bitch is furious.
949
02:14:04,640 --> 02:14:06,000
What did I tell you?
950
02:14:07,540 --> 02:14:10,770
Is she the cutest little
blond pussy you ever saw?
951
02:14:11,140 --> 02:14:12,170
Or,
952
02:14:12,710 --> 02:14:15,040
is she the cutest little
blond pussy you ever saw?
953
02:14:15,310 --> 02:14:16,980
I seen better.
954
02:14:22,450 --> 02:14:23,850
You got anything to say?
955
02:14:26,860 --> 02:14:29,790
White women call this
"the silent treatment,"
956
02:14:30,230 --> 02:14:32,930
and we let them think
we don't like it.
957
02:14:37,900 --> 02:14:39,840
You grab the feet,
I'll get the head.
958
02:14:47,880 --> 02:14:50,110
Hey, hey. Hey!
959
02:14:51,550 --> 02:14:52,880
Wiggle worm.
960
02:14:53,390 --> 02:14:54,250
You see this?
961
02:14:55,620 --> 02:14:57,110
You see it, don't you?
962
02:14:59,890 --> 02:15:01,420
That's a can of Mace.
963
02:15:03,530 --> 02:15:04,390
No.
964
02:15:04,800 --> 02:15:07,290
You're going underneath
the ground tonight.
965
02:15:07,830 --> 02:15:11,100
And that's all there is to it.
966
02:15:14,810 --> 02:15:16,570
I want to bury you.
967
02:15:19,780 --> 02:15:21,640
I was going to bury you...
968
02:15:28,120 --> 02:15:29,280
with this.
969
02:15:33,290 --> 02:15:36,350
But if you're going to
act like a horse's ass...
970
02:15:38,900 --> 02:15:42,730
I'm going to spray
this whole goddamn can...
971
02:15:43,040 --> 02:15:44,500
right in your eyeballs!
972
02:15:44,640 --> 02:15:47,160
I'll burn them right out of
your fucking head.
973
02:15:48,840 --> 02:15:50,670
Then you're going to be blind,
974
02:15:51,740 --> 02:15:52,940
and burning,
975
02:15:56,250 --> 02:15:57,940
and buried alive.
976
02:16:03,690 --> 02:16:05,620
Now, what's it going to be, sister?
977
02:16:16,600 --> 02:16:18,400
That's a wise decision.
978
02:16:32,120 --> 02:16:34,450
This is for breaking
my brother's heart.
979
02:20:24,080 --> 02:20:28,080
Once upon a time, in China,
980
02:20:29,720 --> 02:20:31,210
some believe...
981
02:20:31,820 --> 02:20:35,690
around the year
one double aught-three,
982
02:20:37,160 --> 02:20:41,120
head priest of the
White Lotus Clan, Pai Mei was...
983
02:20:41,670 --> 02:20:43,630
walking down a road...
984
02:20:44,640 --> 02:20:47,400
contemplating
whatever it is that...
985
02:20:47,540 --> 02:20:52,240
a man of Pai Mei's infinite
powers would contemplate,
986
02:20:53,010 --> 02:20:55,380
which is another way of saying
"Who knows?",
987
02:20:57,420 --> 02:21:00,540
when a Shaolin monk
appeared on the road,
988
02:21:00,690 --> 02:21:02,920
traveling in
the opposite direction.
989
02:21:03,790 --> 02:21:06,810
As the monk
and the priest crossed paths,
990
02:21:07,830 --> 02:21:09,160
Pai Mei,
991
02:21:10,030 --> 02:21:14,860
in a practically unfathomable
display of generosity,
992
02:21:15,570 --> 02:21:19,090
gave the monk
the slightest of nods.
993
02:21:20,740 --> 02:21:24,940
The nod was not returned.
994
02:21:28,350 --> 02:21:30,340
Now, was it the intention...
995
02:21:30,720 --> 02:21:33,650
of the Shaolin monk
to insult Pai Mei,
996
02:21:34,720 --> 02:21:38,990
or did he just fail to see
the generous social gesture?
997
02:21:40,130 --> 02:21:44,060
The motives of the monk
remain unknown.
998
02:21:44,800 --> 02:21:46,130
What is known...
999
02:21:46,900 --> 02:21:49,060
were the consequences.
1000
02:22:01,780 --> 02:22:03,270
The next morning,
1001
02:22:03,580 --> 02:22:06,520
Pai Mei appeared at
the Shaolin temple...
1002
02:22:07,920 --> 02:22:11,120
and demanded of
the temple's head abbot...
1003
02:22:11,260 --> 02:22:14,050
that he offer Pai Mei his neck...
1004
02:22:14,530 --> 02:22:16,590
to repay the insult.
1005
02:22:18,000 --> 02:22:21,660
The abbot, at first,
tried to console Pai Mei,
1006
02:22:22,470 --> 02:22:25,300
only to find Pai Mei was...
1007
02:22:26,440 --> 02:22:28,170
inconsolable.
1008
02:22:39,520 --> 02:22:40,950
So began...
1009
02:22:41,850 --> 02:22:44,450
the Massacre of the Shaolin Temple...
1010
02:22:44,590 --> 02:22:47,460
and all 60 of the monks inside...
1011
02:22:47,760 --> 02:22:50,190
at the fists of the White Lotus.
1012
02:22:51,530 --> 02:22:54,900
And so began the legend...
1013
02:22:55,200 --> 02:22:59,470
of Pai Mei's Five-Point-Palm
Exploding-Heart Technique.
1014
02:22:59,600 --> 02:23:00,570
And what, pray tell,
1015
02:23:00,710 --> 02:23:03,610
is the Five-Point-Palm
Exploding-Heart Technique?
1016
02:23:03,740 --> 02:23:04,730
Quite simply,
1017
02:23:05,440 --> 02:23:09,210
the deadliest blow
in all of martial arts.
1018
02:23:11,380 --> 02:23:14,380
He hits you with his fingertips...
1019
02:23:14,850 --> 02:23:18,310
at five different
pressure points on your body...
1020
02:23:18,920 --> 02:23:21,790
and then lets you walk away.
1021
02:23:22,960 --> 02:23:25,590
But once you've taken five steps,
1022
02:23:25,960 --> 02:23:29,490
your heart explodes
inside your body...
1023
02:23:30,100 --> 02:23:33,260
and you fall to the floor, dead.
1024
02:23:34,270 --> 02:23:36,430
- Did he teach you that?
- No.
1025
02:23:38,340 --> 02:23:39,440
He teaches no one...
1026
02:23:39,580 --> 02:23:42,740
the Five-Point-Palm
Exploding-Heart Technique.
1027
02:23:43,420 --> 02:23:44,470
Now,
1028
02:23:45,650 --> 02:23:48,240
one of the things
I've always liked about you,
1029
02:23:49,320 --> 02:23:50,480
Kiddo,
1030
02:23:52,560 --> 02:23:55,650
is you appear wise
beyond your years.
1031
02:23:59,430 --> 02:24:03,420
So, allow me to impart
a word to the wise.
1032
02:24:04,170 --> 02:24:05,470
Whatever,
1033
02:24:05,740 --> 02:24:09,730
whatever Pai Mei says, obey.
1034
02:24:11,240 --> 02:24:13,640
If you flash him,
even for an instant,
1035
02:24:13,780 --> 02:24:16,370
a defiant eye,
he'll pluck it out.
1036
02:24:17,050 --> 02:24:21,010
And if you throw any
American sass his way,
1037
02:24:21,720 --> 02:24:24,950
he'll snap your back and your neck
like they were twigs.
1038
02:24:28,330 --> 02:24:30,520
And that will be the story of you.
1039
02:24:51,420 --> 02:24:53,940
He'll accept you as his student.
1040
02:24:54,090 --> 02:24:56,050
- What happened to you?
-Nothing.
1041
02:24:56,190 --> 02:24:59,250
- Get in a fight?
-Friendly contest.
1042
02:24:59,390 --> 02:25:00,790
Why did he accept me?
1043
02:25:00,930 --> 02:25:04,830
Because he's a very,
very, very old man.
1044
02:25:05,330 --> 02:25:07,700
And like all rotten bastards,
1045
02:25:08,570 --> 02:25:12,020
when they become old,
they get lonely.
1046
02:25:13,840 --> 02:25:16,710
Which has no effect
on their dispositions,
1047
02:25:16,840 --> 02:25:20,570
but it does teach them
the value of company.
1048
02:25:24,650 --> 02:25:28,480
Just seeing those steps again
makes me ache.
1049
02:25:29,890 --> 02:25:32,080
You're going to have
a lot of fun carrying...
1050
02:25:32,220 --> 02:25:34,690
buckets of water
up and down that fucker.
1051
02:25:39,600 --> 02:25:41,360
When will I see you again?
1052
02:25:41,700 --> 02:25:45,100
That's the title of my
favorite soul song of the '70s.
1053
02:25:45,240 --> 02:25:47,170
- What?
-Nothing.
1054
02:25:48,170 --> 02:25:49,660
When he tells me you're done.
1055
02:25:50,710 --> 02:25:52,470
When do you think that might be?
1056
02:25:52,610 --> 02:25:55,480
That, my dearest,
depends entirely on you.
1057
02:25:55,610 --> 02:25:59,010
Now remember,
no sarcasm, no backtalk.
1058
02:25:59,150 --> 02:26:01,410
At least not for
the first year or so.
1059
02:26:01,590 --> 02:26:04,050
You're going to have to
let him warm up to you.
1060
02:26:04,960 --> 02:26:08,520
He hates Caucasians,
despises Americans,
1061
02:26:08,660 --> 02:26:11,560
and has nothing
but contempt for women.
1062
02:26:14,030 --> 02:26:15,260
So in your case...
1063
02:26:15,870 --> 02:26:19,360
it might take a little while.
Adios.
1064
02:28:00,540 --> 02:28:01,630
Master...
1065
02:28:03,440 --> 02:28:05,570
Your Mandarin is lousy.
1066
02:28:06,240 --> 02:28:09,340
It causes my ears discomfort.
You bray like an ass!
1067
02:28:09,880 --> 02:28:12,440
You are not to speak
unless spoken to.
1068
02:28:12,980 --> 02:28:16,920
Is it too much to hope
you understand Cantonese?
1069
02:28:20,220 --> 02:28:21,780
I speak Japanese very well...
1070
02:28:21,920 --> 02:28:24,980
I didn't ask
if you speak Japanese,
1071
02:28:25,130 --> 02:28:27,360
I asked if you
understand Cantonese?
1072
02:28:28,900 --> 02:28:29,890
A little.
1073
02:28:30,500 --> 02:28:33,160
You are here to learn
the mysteries of Kung Fu,
1074
02:28:33,300 --> 02:28:35,000
not linguistics.
1075
02:28:35,500 --> 02:28:37,440
If you can't understand me,
1076
02:28:37,640 --> 02:28:39,230
I will communicate
with you like I would a dog.
1077
02:28:39,880 --> 02:28:41,710
When I yell, when I point,
1078
02:28:41,840 --> 02:28:43,740
when I beat you with my stick!
1079
02:28:48,850 --> 02:28:51,450
Bill is your master, is he not?
1080
02:28:52,920 --> 02:28:54,320
Yes, he is.
1081
02:28:56,590 --> 02:29:00,530
Your master tells me
you're not entirely unschooled.
1082
02:29:01,600 --> 02:29:02,890
What training do you possess?
1083
02:29:03,670 --> 02:29:06,190
I am proficient in
Tiger-Crane style,
1084
02:29:06,340 --> 02:29:07,670
and I am more than proficient...
1085
02:29:07,800 --> 02:29:10,270
in the exquisite art of
the samurai sword.
1086
02:29:10,410 --> 02:29:12,770
"The exquisite art of
the samurai sword."
1087
02:29:12,910 --> 02:29:14,470
Don't make me laugh!
1088
02:29:14,610 --> 02:29:18,050
Your so-called exquisite art,
is only fit for...
1089
02:29:18,850 --> 02:29:20,910
Japanese fatheads!
1090
02:29:26,390 --> 02:29:29,120
Your anger amuses me.
1091
02:29:29,260 --> 02:29:31,620
Do you believe you are my match?
1092
02:29:32,090 --> 02:29:33,080
No.
1093
02:29:33,460 --> 02:29:35,560
Are you aware I kill at will?
1094
02:29:36,300 --> 02:29:37,290
Yes.
1095
02:29:37,870 --> 02:29:39,200
Is it your wish to die?
1096
02:29:39,500 --> 02:29:40,130
No.
1097
02:29:41,900 --> 02:29:43,200
Then you must be stupid...
1098
02:29:43,510 --> 02:29:45,370
Then you must be stupid...
so stupid.
1099
02:29:45,570 --> 02:29:49,310
Rise, and let me look at
your ridiculous face.
1100
02:29:49,880 --> 02:29:50,900
Rise.
1101
02:29:55,520 --> 02:29:57,540
So, my pathetic friend,
1102
02:29:58,020 --> 02:30:01,110
is there anything that you
can do well?
1103
02:30:01,990 --> 02:30:03,960
What's the matter?
1104
02:30:04,390 --> 02:30:06,290
Cat got your tongue?
1105
02:30:07,600 --> 02:30:10,930
Oh yes, you speak Japanese.
1106
02:30:11,230 --> 02:30:13,060
I despise the goddamn Japs!
1107
02:30:15,940 --> 02:30:17,460
Go to that rack.
1108
02:30:25,920 --> 02:30:26,850
Remove the sword.
1109
02:30:53,180 --> 02:30:55,410
Let's see how good
you really are.
1110
02:30:55,780 --> 02:30:56,900
If...
1111
02:30:57,980 --> 02:31:00,180
you land a single blow,
1112
02:31:01,520 --> 02:31:03,210
I'll bow down and call you "master."
1113
02:31:17,530 --> 02:31:20,060
From here you can get
an excellent view of my foot.
1114
02:31:25,170 --> 02:31:28,700
Your swordsmanship
is amateur at best.
1115
02:31:42,560 --> 02:31:48,190
Your so-called kung-fu
is really... quite pathetic.
1116
02:31:50,800 --> 02:31:55,130
I asked you to demonstrate
what you know and you did...
1117
02:31:55,270 --> 02:31:57,070
Not a goddamn thing!
1118
02:31:57,510 --> 02:32:01,880
Let's see your Tiger-Crane
match my Eagle's Claw.
1119
02:32:58,330 --> 02:33:00,330
Like all Yankee women,
1120
02:33:00,470 --> 02:33:02,300
all you can do is
order in restaurants...
1121
02:33:02,440 --> 02:33:03,960
and spend a man's money.
1122
02:33:04,970 --> 02:33:06,770
Excruciating, isn't it?
1123
02:33:06,910 --> 02:33:08,100
Yes!
1124
02:33:09,550 --> 02:33:11,040
If it was my wish...
1125
02:33:11,350 --> 02:33:12,840
I could chop your arm off.
1126
02:33:12,980 --> 02:33:14,180
No, please don't!
1127
02:33:15,620 --> 02:33:17,920
It's my arm now.
I can do what I please.
1128
02:33:18,450 --> 02:33:21,010
If you can stop me,
I suggest you try.
1129
02:33:22,960 --> 02:33:24,430
I can't.
1130
02:33:25,230 --> 02:33:26,820
Because you're helpless?
1131
02:33:27,230 --> 02:33:28,200
Yes.
1132
02:33:30,700 --> 02:33:33,170
Have you ever felt this before?
1133
02:33:33,300 --> 02:33:34,360
No.
1134
02:33:34,500 --> 02:33:35,990
Compared to me,
1135
02:33:36,140 --> 02:33:37,800
you're as helpless as
a worm fighting an eagle?
1136
02:33:38,770 --> 02:33:40,000
Yes!
1137
02:33:42,140 --> 02:33:43,510
That's the beginning!
1138
02:33:48,680 --> 02:33:51,350
Is it your wish to possess
this kind of power?
1139
02:33:54,060 --> 02:33:54,780
Yes!
1140
02:33:57,190 --> 02:33:59,990
Your training will begin...
tomorrow.
1141
02:34:08,740 --> 02:34:10,400
Since your arm
now belongs to me...
1142
02:34:11,010 --> 02:34:12,840
I want it strong.
1143
02:34:13,940 --> 02:34:15,810
Can you do that?
1144
02:34:16,950 --> 02:34:18,640
I can, but not that close.
1145
02:34:18,780 --> 02:34:20,150
Then you can't do it.
1146
02:34:21,180 --> 02:34:25,280
What if your enemy
is three inches in front of you?
1147
02:34:26,120 --> 02:34:27,610
What do you do then?
1148
02:34:28,560 --> 02:34:30,120
Curl into a ball,
1149
02:34:31,260 --> 02:34:33,390
or do you put
your fist through him?
1150
02:34:34,160 --> 02:34:35,260
Now begin.
1151
02:35:07,160 --> 02:35:09,560
It's the wood
that should fear your hand,
1152
02:35:09,700 --> 02:35:11,260
not the other way around.
1153
02:35:11,970 --> 02:35:14,060
No wonder you can't do it,
1154
02:35:14,470 --> 02:35:18,300
you acquiesce to defeat,
before you even begin.
1155
02:37:06,350 --> 02:37:08,580
If you want to eat like a dog,
1156
02:37:09,850 --> 02:37:12,250
you can live and sleep
outside like a dog.
1157
02:37:14,360 --> 02:37:16,920
If you want to live
and sleep like a human,
1158
02:37:17,860 --> 02:37:19,380
pick up those sticks.
1159
02:40:50,210 --> 02:40:52,870
Come on, you bitch.
1160
02:41:34,650 --> 02:41:36,740
Okay, Pai Mei.
1161
02:41:39,450 --> 02:41:40,790
Here I come.
1162
02:43:50,490 --> 02:43:52,780
May I have a glass of water,
please?
1163
02:46:32,010 --> 02:46:34,450
So that's a Texas funeral?
1164
02:46:34,580 --> 02:46:35,210
Yep.
1165
02:46:37,220 --> 02:46:39,020
I have to give it to you Budd,
1166
02:46:39,150 --> 02:46:41,680
that's a pretty
fucked-up way to die.
1167
02:46:42,320 --> 02:46:44,690
What's the name on the grave
she's buried under?
1168
02:46:45,630 --> 02:46:46,720
Paula...
1169
02:46:49,060 --> 02:46:50,220
Schultz.
1170
02:46:56,340 --> 02:46:57,900
Can I look at the sword?
1171
02:46:58,010 --> 02:47:00,940
That's my money right there
in that red bag, isn't it?
1172
02:47:01,510 --> 02:47:03,310
It sure is.
1173
02:47:04,250 --> 02:47:06,650
Well then, it's your sword now.
1174
02:47:22,760 --> 02:47:24,660
So this is a Hattori Hanzo sword.
1175
02:47:25,970 --> 02:47:27,330
What's that you said?
1176
02:47:27,900 --> 02:47:30,390
So this is a Hattori Hanzo sword.
1177
02:47:30,540 --> 02:47:32,630
That's a Hanzo sword all right.
1178
02:47:32,770 --> 02:47:35,610
Bill tells me you once
had one of these of your own.
1179
02:47:37,280 --> 02:47:38,440
Yeah, once.
1180
02:47:39,350 --> 02:47:41,540
How does this one compare to that?
1181
02:47:51,160 --> 02:47:54,750
If you're going to compare
a Hanzo sword...
1182
02:47:56,230 --> 02:47:59,530
you compare it to
every other sword ever made...
1183
02:48:00,130 --> 02:48:03,830
wasn't made...
by Hattori Hanzo.
1184
02:48:13,050 --> 02:48:15,810
Here you go.
Wrap your lips around that.
1185
02:48:25,430 --> 02:48:26,550
So...
1186
02:48:28,160 --> 02:48:30,100
which "R" are you filled with?
1187
02:48:31,270 --> 02:48:32,360
What?
1188
02:48:35,940 --> 02:48:37,130
They say...
1189
02:48:37,940 --> 02:48:41,930
the number one killer
of old people...
1190
02:48:42,280 --> 02:48:43,800
is retirement.
1191
02:48:45,710 --> 02:48:49,080
People got a job to do,
they tend to...
1192
02:48:49,280 --> 02:48:51,810
live a little bit longer
so they can do it.
1193
02:48:53,420 --> 02:48:57,880
I've always figured that
warriors and their enemies...
1194
02:48:58,890 --> 02:49:00,760
share the same relationship.
1195
02:49:02,330 --> 02:49:03,560
So now that you're
not going to have to...
1196
02:49:03,700 --> 02:49:06,630
face your enemy no
more on the battlefield,
1197
02:49:08,370 --> 02:49:11,600
which "R" you filled with?
1198
02:49:13,340 --> 02:49:14,640
Relief?
1199
02:49:17,780 --> 02:49:19,470
Or regret?
1200
02:49:21,150 --> 02:49:22,410
A little bit of both.
1201
02:49:23,320 --> 02:49:24,680
Horseshit.
1202
02:49:26,750 --> 02:49:29,550
I'm sure that you do feel
a little bit of both,
1203
02:49:30,390 --> 02:49:33,380
but I know damn well
that you feel one...
1204
02:49:33,590 --> 02:49:35,720
more than you feel the other.
1205
02:49:36,300 --> 02:49:38,160
And the question was:
1206
02:49:39,100 --> 02:49:40,400
which one is it?
1207
02:49:42,500 --> 02:49:43,770
Regret.
1208
02:49:45,470 --> 02:49:47,910
You know, you got to
hand it to the old girl.
1209
02:49:48,040 --> 02:49:51,980
I never saw anybody buffalo Bill
the way she buffaloed Bill.
1210
02:49:52,950 --> 02:49:55,010
Bill thought she was so damn smart,
1211
02:49:55,150 --> 02:49:59,780
and I tried to tell him,
she was just smart for a blond.
1212
02:50:19,810 --> 02:50:20,770
Thanks a bunch.
1213
02:51:07,320 --> 02:51:09,190
I'm sorry, Budd.
1214
02:51:09,320 --> 02:51:11,350
That was rude of me, wasn't it?
1215
02:51:11,830 --> 02:51:15,660
Budd, I'd like to introduce
my friend, the black mamba.
1216
02:51:16,130 --> 02:51:18,720
Black mamba, this is Budd.
1217
02:51:19,500 --> 02:51:21,090
You know before l
picked that little fella up,
1218
02:51:21,240 --> 02:51:23,070
I looked him up
on the internet.
1219
02:51:23,640 --> 02:51:26,110
Fascinating creature,
the black mamba.
1220
02:51:27,480 --> 02:51:28,740
Listen to this:
1221
02:51:33,610 --> 02:51:35,810
"In Africa, the saying goes:
1222
02:51:35,950 --> 02:51:38,540
"'In the bush,
an elephant can kill you,
1223
02:51:38,690 --> 02:51:40,050
"a leopard can kill you,
1224
02:51:40,190 --> 02:51:42,380
"and a black mamba can kill you.
1225
02:51:42,790 --> 02:51:44,190
"But only with the mamba,
1226
02:51:44,330 --> 02:51:47,420
"and this has been true in Africa
since the dawn of time,
1227
02:51:47,560 --> 02:51:48,790
"is death sure.
1228
02:51:49,360 --> 02:51:53,390
Hence its handle,
"Death Incarnate."
1229
02:51:53,630 --> 02:51:54,570
Pretty cool, huh?
1230
02:51:57,000 --> 02:51:58,200
"Its neurotoxic venom...
1231
02:51:58,340 --> 02:52:00,830
"is one of nature's
most effective poisons,
1232
02:52:00,980 --> 02:52:04,170
"acting on the nervous system,
causing paralysis.
1233
02:52:04,350 --> 02:52:07,710
"The venom of a black mamba
can kill a human being in four hours,
1234
02:52:07,850 --> 02:52:10,550
"if, say, bitten on
the ankle or the thumb.
1235
02:52:10,750 --> 02:52:13,980
"However, a bite to
the face or torso...
1236
02:52:14,120 --> 02:52:17,750
can bring death from paralysis
within 20 minutes."
1237
02:52:17,930 --> 02:52:20,790
Now, you should listen to this,
because this concerns you.
1238
02:52:22,960 --> 02:52:24,760
"The amount of venom
that can be delivered...
1239
02:52:24,900 --> 02:52:28,100
from a single bite
can be gargantuan."
1240
02:52:29,240 --> 02:52:31,730
You know, I've always liked
that word "gargantuan."
1241
02:52:31,870 --> 02:52:34,400
I so rarely have an opportunity
to use it in a sentence.
1242
02:52:35,740 --> 02:52:38,040
"If not treated quickly
with antivenom,
1243
02:52:38,180 --> 02:52:40,940
"10 to 15 milligrams
can be fatal to human beings.
1244
02:52:41,080 --> 02:52:43,550
"However, the black mamba
can deliver...
1245
02:52:43,680 --> 02:52:48,490
as much as 100 to 400 milligrams
of venom from a single bite."
1246
02:52:51,730 --> 02:52:52,720
Now,
1247
02:52:54,760 --> 02:52:58,700
in these last agonizing
minutes of life you have left,
1248
02:52:59,270 --> 02:53:02,260
let me answer that question
you asked earlier more thoroughly.
1249
02:53:06,070 --> 02:53:07,730
Right at this moment...
1250
02:53:08,740 --> 02:53:11,940
the biggest "R" I feel is regret.
1251
02:53:14,120 --> 02:53:15,480
Regret...
1252
02:53:15,680 --> 02:53:19,920
that maybe the greatest
warrior I have ever met...
1253
02:53:20,050 --> 02:53:24,860
met her end at the hands
of a bushwhackin',
1254
02:53:25,030 --> 02:53:29,260
scrub, alkie,
piece of shit like you.
1255
02:53:32,100 --> 02:53:34,190
That woman deserved better.
1256
02:54:18,510 --> 02:54:19,570
Bill.
1257
02:54:21,320 --> 02:54:23,250
I have some tragic news.
1258
02:54:24,390 --> 02:54:26,180
Your brother's dead.
1259
02:54:27,490 --> 02:54:29,180
I'm so sorry, baby.
1260
02:54:30,320 --> 02:54:32,760
She put a black mamba in his camper.
1261
02:54:33,730 --> 02:54:36,250
I got her, sweetie. She's dead.
1262
02:54:38,900 --> 02:54:40,590
Let me put it this way,
1263
02:54:40,740 --> 02:54:45,070
you ever start feeling sentimental,
go to Barstow, California.
1264
02:54:45,240 --> 02:54:48,870
When you get here walk into
a florist and buy a bunch of flowers.
1265
02:54:49,140 --> 02:54:51,940
Then you take those flowers
to Huntington Cemetery...
1266
02:54:52,080 --> 02:54:53,880
on Fuller and Guadalupe,
1267
02:54:54,020 --> 02:54:56,450
look for the headstone
marked Paula Schultz...
1268
02:54:56,580 --> 02:54:58,480
and lay them on the grave.
1269
02:54:58,620 --> 02:55:02,060
Because you will be standing at
the final resting place...
1270
02:55:02,190 --> 02:55:04,590
of Beatrix Kiddo.
1271
02:55:05,030 --> 02:55:06,890
- Marty Kistrosser?
- Here.
1272
02:55:07,030 --> 02:55:09,050
- Melanie Harrhouse?
- Here.
1273
02:55:09,200 --> 02:55:11,430
- Beatrix Kiddo?
- Here.
1274
02:55:11,730 --> 02:55:14,830
Look, I can be there
in about four hours.
1275
02:55:14,970 --> 02:55:16,660
Do you want me to come over?
1276
02:55:17,640 --> 02:55:20,570
No, no, no, no.
You need me, baby, I'm there.
1277
02:55:23,740 --> 02:55:26,540
Okay, I'm leaving now.
1278
02:55:26,680 --> 02:55:29,580
You go smoke some pot or
something, I'll be there soon.
1279
02:56:33,280 --> 02:56:34,540
Gross.
1280
02:57:58,230 --> 02:58:02,600
"To my brother, Budd.
The only man I ever loved. Bill."
1281
02:58:14,250 --> 02:58:15,440
What's that?
1282
02:58:18,050 --> 02:58:19,990
Budd's Hanzo sword.
1283
02:58:21,160 --> 02:58:22,780
He said he pawned it.
1284
02:58:23,690 --> 02:58:26,750
Guess that makes him a liar,
now don't it?
1285
02:58:30,400 --> 02:58:31,490
Elle.
1286
02:58:32,100 --> 02:58:33,090
B.
1287
02:58:34,030 --> 02:58:36,470
Something I've always
been curious about.
1288
02:58:37,200 --> 02:58:39,330
Just between us girls,
1289
02:58:40,940 --> 02:58:45,380
what did you say to Pai Mei
to make him snatch out your eye?
1290
02:58:49,220 --> 02:58:52,380
I called him a
"miserable old fool."
1291
02:58:52,990 --> 02:58:56,890
Oh. Bad idea.
1292
02:58:57,630 --> 02:58:59,060
Know what I did?
1293
02:58:59,990 --> 02:59:03,620
I killed that miserable old fool.
1294
02:59:05,570 --> 02:59:08,360
How do you like the fish head,
you miserable old fool.
1295
02:59:08,540 --> 02:59:10,730
I poisoned his fish heads.
1296
02:59:10,970 --> 02:59:13,940
Elle, you treacherous dog.
1297
02:59:19,150 --> 02:59:21,340
I give you my word...
1298
02:59:21,480 --> 02:59:23,040
And I told him:
1299
02:59:23,180 --> 02:59:27,020
"To me, the word of
an old fool like you...
1300
02:59:27,420 --> 02:59:28,620
"is worth...
1301
02:59:29,190 --> 02:59:31,450
less than nothing."
1302
02:59:36,100 --> 02:59:37,500
That's right.
1303
02:59:38,000 --> 02:59:39,990
I killed your master,
1304
02:59:40,130 --> 02:59:42,400
and now I'm going to kill you too,
1305
02:59:42,840 --> 02:59:45,300
with your own sword, no less.
1306
02:59:45,540 --> 02:59:47,800
Which in the very immediate future,
1307
02:59:47,940 --> 02:59:49,200
will become...
1308
02:59:49,340 --> 02:59:51,240
my sword.
1309
02:59:53,850 --> 02:59:54,940
Bitch,
1310
02:59:56,080 --> 02:59:57,450
you don't have a future.
1311
03:00:48,070 --> 03:00:49,430
I can't see!
1312
03:00:52,010 --> 03:00:53,840
Fucking bitch!
1313
03:01:02,650 --> 03:01:06,210
I'll kill you! You're fucking dead!
1314
03:01:07,290 --> 03:01:08,120
My eye!
1315
03:01:08,490 --> 03:01:10,820
You bitch! You bitch!
1316
03:01:15,960 --> 03:01:17,950
I'll fucking kill you, bitch!
1317
03:01:20,670 --> 03:01:22,430
I'll get you!
1318
03:01:27,640 --> 03:01:30,670
Where are you?!
Let me fucking at you!
1319
03:01:33,050 --> 03:01:36,710
Where are you?!
I'm coming, you fucking bitch!
1320
03:01:36,850 --> 03:01:38,480
You're fucking dead!
1321
03:01:38,620 --> 03:01:42,020
You're dead!
I'll kill you, you fucking...
1322
03:01:42,290 --> 03:01:44,850
Oh, shit!
1323
03:03:57,830 --> 03:03:59,660
Like most men
who never knew their father,
1324
03:03:59,800 --> 03:04:02,260
Bill collected father figures.
1325
03:04:02,830 --> 03:04:05,930
The first was Esteban Vihaio.
1326
03:04:07,070 --> 03:04:10,400
Esteban was a pimp
and a friend of Bill's mother.
1327
03:04:10,640 --> 03:04:14,600
He ran a brothel in Acuna,
Mexico, for over 50 years.
1328
03:04:14,880 --> 03:04:17,000
His army, the Acuna Boys,
1329
03:04:17,180 --> 03:04:21,510
made up of the fatherless
offspring of his whores, ran Acuna.
1330
03:04:21,720 --> 03:04:23,880
He ran the Acuna Boys.
1331
03:04:27,220 --> 03:04:28,480
Now, at the age of 80,
1332
03:04:29,190 --> 03:04:32,090
it would be this
retired gentleman of leisure...
1333
03:04:32,230 --> 03:04:35,290
who could point me
in Bill's direction.
1334
03:04:36,900 --> 03:04:38,960
Senor Esteban Vihaio?
1335
03:04:40,800 --> 03:04:42,100
Yes.
1336
03:04:42,800 --> 03:04:44,200
May I join you?
1337
03:04:46,310 --> 03:04:49,510
Only on the condition
that you call me Esteban.
1338
03:04:50,080 --> 03:04:52,410
May I join you, Esteban?
1339
03:04:52,610 --> 03:04:53,640
Please.
1340
03:04:58,050 --> 03:04:59,380
Americana?
1341
03:05:00,060 --> 03:05:01,150
Yes.
1342
03:05:01,720 --> 03:05:04,490
I speak a little Spanish,
if you prefer.
1343
03:05:04,630 --> 03:05:05,960
No, no, no, no.
1344
03:05:06,130 --> 03:05:08,030
I prefer English.
1345
03:05:08,160 --> 03:05:10,320
I haven't spoken it in a while,
1346
03:05:10,700 --> 03:05:12,930
but I would relish the
opportunity...
1347
03:05:13,070 --> 03:05:17,100
to converse with such a
pretty companion as yourself.
1348
03:05:17,470 --> 03:05:19,030
It's my pleasure
to be in the company...
1349
03:05:19,170 --> 03:05:21,510
of such a fine
gentleman as yourself.
1350
03:05:21,640 --> 03:05:24,200
I must warn you, young lady,
1351
03:05:24,480 --> 03:05:27,140
I am susceptible to flattery.
1352
03:05:30,620 --> 03:05:32,680
How may I be of service to you?
1353
03:05:41,030 --> 03:05:42,550
Where's Bill?
1354
03:05:47,800 --> 03:05:49,900
You must be Beatrix.
1355
03:05:51,940 --> 03:05:54,140
I can see the attraction.
1356
03:05:56,750 --> 03:05:59,910
I remember when Bill
was only five years old,
1357
03:06:00,050 --> 03:06:02,040
I took him to the movies.
1358
03:06:02,220 --> 03:06:05,680
It was a movie
starring Lana Turner,
1359
03:06:05,920 --> 03:06:10,020
"The Postman Always Rings Twice",
with John Garfields.
1360
03:06:11,090 --> 03:06:13,930
And whenever she would
appear on the screen,
1361
03:06:14,500 --> 03:06:16,230
Bill would begin compulsively...
1362
03:06:16,360 --> 03:06:19,960
to suck his thumb
to an obscene amount.
1363
03:06:20,100 --> 03:06:25,730
And I knew from this very moment
this boy was a fool for blonds.
1364
03:06:33,320 --> 03:06:34,440
You know,
1365
03:06:35,120 --> 03:06:38,420
being a fool for a woman
such as yourself...
1366
03:06:39,090 --> 03:06:41,820
is always the right thing to do.
1367
03:06:44,460 --> 03:06:48,560
If we had met
when I was back in business,
1368
03:06:49,430 --> 03:06:53,600
you would have been
my number one lady.
1369
03:06:56,500 --> 03:06:57,840
Well, I'm flattered.
1370
03:06:58,340 --> 03:07:00,470
You goddamn well better be.
1371
03:07:02,540 --> 03:07:06,040
This? I heard you
were driving a truck.
1372
03:07:07,180 --> 03:07:09,120
My Pussy Wagon died on me.
1373
03:07:09,990 --> 03:07:11,950
The Pussy died.
1374
03:07:15,960 --> 03:07:18,790
Bill shot you in the head, no?
1375
03:07:19,230 --> 03:07:20,460
Yes.
1376
03:07:22,660 --> 03:07:25,130
I would have been much nicer.
1377
03:07:25,830 --> 03:07:28,170
I would have just cut your face.
1378
03:07:31,040 --> 03:07:32,600
You must forgive me.
1379
03:07:32,940 --> 03:07:35,600
Please, you have a drink with me.
1380
03:07:38,850 --> 03:07:40,180
Clarita.
1381
03:07:44,490 --> 03:07:45,610
Coming.
1382
03:07:49,060 --> 03:07:50,390
Tequila.
1383
03:08:03,200 --> 03:08:04,430
Thanks.
1384
03:08:10,210 --> 03:08:12,770
What were we talking about?
1385
03:08:19,590 --> 03:08:20,580
Bill.
1386
03:08:23,430 --> 03:08:24,720
Where's Bill?
1387
03:08:25,290 --> 03:08:27,630
Where's Bill?
1388
03:08:29,960 --> 03:08:34,330
Bill is at the Villa Quatro,
on the road to Salina.
1389
03:08:35,540 --> 03:08:37,440
I will draw you a map.
1390
03:08:39,440 --> 03:08:41,640
Bill is like a son to me.
1391
03:08:43,380 --> 03:08:45,870
Do you know why I help you?
1392
03:08:46,010 --> 03:08:47,070
No.
1393
03:08:47,750 --> 03:08:49,380
Because he would want me to.
1394
03:08:50,850 --> 03:08:53,010
Now that I don't believe.
1395
03:08:55,790 --> 03:08:59,190
How else is he
ever going to see you again?
1396
03:10:08,460 --> 03:10:09,690
Freeze, Mommy.
1397
03:10:09,900 --> 03:10:11,260
Bang, bang!
1398
03:10:13,000 --> 03:10:15,830
She got us B.B., Mommy got us.
1399
03:10:16,270 --> 03:10:17,400
I'm dying.
1400
03:10:17,540 --> 03:10:20,570
I'm dying. I'm dy...
1401
03:10:22,140 --> 03:10:25,310
Fall down, sweetheart.
Mommy shot us.
1402
03:10:27,520 --> 03:10:30,450
But, little did
Quickdraw Kiddo know...
1403
03:10:30,590 --> 03:10:33,750
that little B.B.
was only playing possum,
1404
03:10:33,890 --> 03:10:38,690
due to the fact that she
was impervious to bullets.
1405
03:10:38,830 --> 03:10:40,950
I am pervious to bullets, Mommy.
1406
03:10:41,100 --> 03:10:42,190
-Hey, get back down there.
- Oh yeah.
1407
03:10:42,330 --> 03:10:43,820
You're playing possum.
1408
03:10:44,870 --> 03:10:48,730
So as the smirking
killer advanced...
1409
03:10:48,870 --> 03:10:53,100
on what she thought
was a bullet-ridden corpse,
1410
03:10:53,240 --> 03:10:56,010
that's when little B.B. fired.
1411
03:10:58,650 --> 03:10:59,270
Bang, bang!
1412
03:11:07,360 --> 03:11:10,880
You're dead, Mommy. So die.
1413
03:11:17,000 --> 03:11:18,090
B.B.
1414
03:11:24,070 --> 03:11:25,130
B.B.!
1415
03:11:28,610 --> 03:11:30,170
I should have known.
1416
03:11:31,480 --> 03:11:33,880
You are... the best.
1417
03:11:41,760 --> 03:11:44,280
Oh, Mommy, don't die.
1418
03:11:44,830 --> 03:11:46,660
I was just playing.
1419
03:11:52,430 --> 03:11:53,560
I know.
1420
03:12:07,850 --> 03:12:09,840
I told her that you were asleep,
1421
03:12:10,950 --> 03:12:14,980
but that one day you would
wake up and come back to her.
1422
03:12:15,890 --> 03:12:17,290
And she asked me:
1423
03:12:17,430 --> 03:12:20,020
"If Mommy's been asleep
since I was born,
1424
03:12:20,160 --> 03:12:22,560
then how will she know
what I look like?"
1425
03:12:22,930 --> 03:12:24,730
To which I replied:
1426
03:12:25,270 --> 03:12:28,760
"Because, Mommy's
been dreaming of you."
1427
03:12:30,610 --> 03:12:32,040
That's what I said.
1428
03:12:33,580 --> 03:12:36,600
Did you dream of me?
I dreamed of you.
1429
03:12:38,010 --> 03:12:40,910
Every single night, baby.
Every single night.
1430
03:12:41,650 --> 03:12:45,110
I waited a long time
for you to wake up, Mommy.
1431
03:12:57,470 --> 03:12:58,860
Let me look at you.
1432
03:13:06,210 --> 03:13:09,700
My, my, my, what a
pretty little girl you are.
1433
03:13:10,140 --> 03:13:11,870
You're pretty too, Mommy.
1434
03:13:18,320 --> 03:13:21,350
Tell Mommy what you said
when I showed you her picture.
1435
03:13:22,890 --> 03:13:25,520
Come on, shy girl.
1436
03:13:25,660 --> 03:13:28,320
Come on. You know what you said.
1437
03:13:28,530 --> 03:13:32,120
Come on. Tell Mommy.
It'll make her feel good.
1438
03:13:34,000 --> 03:13:35,300
Yeah. Come on.
1439
03:13:35,470 --> 03:13:37,840
I said, I said:
1440
03:13:37,970 --> 03:13:41,240
"You're the most
beautifulest woman I ever saw...
1441
03:13:41,380 --> 03:13:44,310
in the whole wide world."
1442
03:13:45,850 --> 03:13:49,180
That's the truth.
That's what she said.
1443
03:13:50,250 --> 03:13:51,340
B.B.,
1444
03:13:51,620 --> 03:13:54,350
don't you think Mommy has
the prettiest hair...
1445
03:13:54,520 --> 03:13:56,460
in the whole wide world?
1446
03:13:56,840 --> 03:13:58,140
Yes, I do.
1447
03:13:58,280 --> 03:14:00,340
Matter of fact,
it's better than pretty.
1448
03:14:01,820 --> 03:14:03,340
W hat's better than pretty?
1449
03:14:05,550 --> 03:14:06,580
Gorgeous.
1450
03:14:06,790 --> 03:14:09,480
Very good. Gorgeous.
1451
03:14:10,220 --> 03:14:11,420
Mommy is gorgeous.
1452
03:14:16,060 --> 03:14:19,360
You know, sweetie,
Mommy's kind of mad at Daddy.
1453
03:14:19,630 --> 03:14:22,330
Why, Daddy?
Were you being a bad daddy?
1454
03:14:22,470 --> 03:14:26,500
I'm afraid I was.
I was a real bad daddy.
1455
03:14:28,270 --> 03:14:31,800
Our little girl learned about
life and death the other day.
1456
03:14:32,750 --> 03:14:36,150
Want to tell Mommy about
what happened to Emilio?
1457
03:14:38,920 --> 03:14:40,780
I killed him.
1458
03:14:41,890 --> 03:14:43,580
Emilio was her goldfish.
1459
03:14:43,720 --> 03:14:46,060
Emilio was my goldfish.
1460
03:14:47,230 --> 03:14:49,320
She came running into my room...
1461
03:14:49,600 --> 03:14:51,690
holding the fish
in her hand and crying:
1462
03:14:51,830 --> 03:14:54,890
"Daddy, Daddy. Emilio's dead."
1463
03:14:56,570 --> 03:15:01,970
And I said, "Really?
That's so sad. How did he die?"
1464
03:15:02,910 --> 03:15:04,210
And what did you say?
1465
03:15:04,510 --> 03:15:05,840
"l stepped on him."
1466
03:15:05,980 --> 03:15:07,610
Actually, young lady,
1467
03:15:07,780 --> 03:15:11,220
the words you so
strategically used were:
1468
03:15:11,420 --> 03:15:13,940
"l accidentally stepped on him."
1469
03:15:15,890 --> 03:15:17,220
To which I queried:
1470
03:15:17,360 --> 03:15:20,020
"And just how did your foot
accidentally...
1471
03:15:20,160 --> 03:15:22,890
find its way
into Emilio's fishbowl?"
1472
03:15:23,030 --> 03:15:24,120
And she said, "No, no, no.
1473
03:15:24,260 --> 03:15:27,230
Emilio was on the carpet
when I stepped on him."
1474
03:15:27,370 --> 03:15:30,730
Hmmm, the plot thickens.
1475
03:15:31,370 --> 03:15:35,470
"And just how did Emilio
get on the carpet?"
1476
03:15:36,310 --> 03:15:39,800
And, Mommy, you
would have been so proud of her.
1477
03:15:42,180 --> 03:15:43,650
She didn't lie.
1478
03:15:44,250 --> 03:15:47,910
She said she took
Emilio out of his bowl...
1479
03:15:48,520 --> 03:15:51,460
and put him on the carpet.
1480
03:15:53,560 --> 03:15:55,890
And what was Emilio
doing on the carpet?
1481
03:15:57,730 --> 03:15:59,160
Flapping.
1482
03:16:00,630 --> 03:16:03,630
- And then you stomped on him.
- Uh huh.
1483
03:16:04,670 --> 03:16:06,870
And when you lifted up your foot,
1484
03:16:08,310 --> 03:16:09,900
what was Emilio doing then?
1485
03:16:10,740 --> 03:16:11,900
Nothing.
1486
03:16:12,510 --> 03:16:14,540
He stopped flapping, didn't he?
1487
03:16:17,780 --> 03:16:19,220
She told me later...
1488
03:16:20,290 --> 03:16:22,650
that the second
she lifted up her foot...
1489
03:16:22,790 --> 03:16:24,760
and saw Emilio not flapping,
1490
03:16:24,920 --> 03:16:26,860
she knew what she had done.
1491
03:16:27,390 --> 03:16:31,800
Is that not the perfect
visual image of life and death?
1492
03:16:32,200 --> 03:16:34,220
A fish flapping on the carpet,
1493
03:16:34,370 --> 03:16:37,230
and a fish not flapping
on the carpet.
1494
03:16:39,540 --> 03:16:40,940
So powerful...
1495
03:16:41,310 --> 03:16:45,180
even a four-year-old
with no concept of life or death,
1496
03:16:45,610 --> 03:16:47,050
knew what it meant.
1497
03:16:48,980 --> 03:16:51,680
- You loved Emilio, didn't you?
- Uh huh.
1498
03:16:52,050 --> 03:16:52,950
Well,
1499
03:16:53,320 --> 03:16:55,180
I love Mommy too,
1500
03:16:56,520 --> 03:16:58,790
but I did to Mommy
what you did to Emilio.
1501
03:16:58,930 --> 03:17:00,790
You stomped on Mommy?
1502
03:17:00,930 --> 03:17:01,990
Worse.
1503
03:17:02,800 --> 03:17:04,630
I shot Mommy.
1504
03:17:04,930 --> 03:17:07,760
Not pretend shooting
like we were just doing.
1505
03:17:08,170 --> 03:17:09,960
I shot her for real.
1506
03:17:10,100 --> 03:17:12,500
Why? Did you want to see
what would happen?
1507
03:17:12,640 --> 03:17:16,580
No, I knew what would happen
to Mommy if I shot her.
1508
03:17:17,340 --> 03:17:20,280
What I didn't know was,
when I shot Mommy,
1509
03:17:20,410 --> 03:17:21,880
what would happen to me.
1510
03:17:22,220 --> 03:17:23,440
What happened?
1511
03:17:23,780 --> 03:17:25,310
I was very sad.
1512
03:17:27,920 --> 03:17:29,510
And that's when I learned:
1513
03:17:30,120 --> 03:17:34,960
some things, once you do,
they can never be undone.
1514
03:17:38,500 --> 03:17:40,300
What happened to Mommy?
1515
03:17:42,140 --> 03:17:43,530
Why don't you ask Mommy?
1516
03:17:43,670 --> 03:17:46,300
You okay, Mommy? Does it hurt?
1517
03:17:46,970 --> 03:17:48,240
No, sweetie.
1518
03:17:50,680 --> 03:17:52,340
It doesn't hurt anymore.
1519
03:17:58,750 --> 03:18:00,720
Did it make you sick?
1520
03:18:01,720 --> 03:18:02,810
No.
1521
03:18:04,360 --> 03:18:05,980
It made me sleep.
1522
03:18:06,490 --> 03:18:09,260
That's why I haven't been with
you B.B., I've been asleep.
1523
03:18:09,400 --> 03:18:11,830
But you're awake now,
Mommy, right?
1524
03:18:13,100 --> 03:18:15,860
I'm wide awake, pretty girl.
1525
03:18:16,400 --> 03:18:19,930
B.B., would you like Mommy
to watch a video with you...
1526
03:18:20,070 --> 03:18:21,600
before sleepy time?
1527
03:18:21,740 --> 03:18:22,710
Ah huh.
1528
03:18:23,140 --> 03:18:26,840
Mommy, do you want to watch a video
with me before sleepy time?
1529
03:18:26,980 --> 03:18:29,740
Oh, yeah! I would love to.
1530
03:18:30,220 --> 03:18:32,450
- Which one do you want to watch?
- "Shogun Assassin."
1531
03:18:32,590 --> 03:18:35,380
No B.B.,
"Shogun Assassin" is too long.
1532
03:18:37,490 --> 03:18:38,750
No, it's not.
1533
03:18:39,630 --> 03:18:43,460
Well, then,
I'll leave you ladies to it.
1534
03:18:50,470 --> 03:18:52,060
When I was little...
1535
03:18:53,070 --> 03:18:55,130
my father was famous.
1536
03:18:55,940 --> 03:18:59,970
He was the greatest
samurai in the empire,
1537
03:19:00,310 --> 03:19:03,540
and he was the
shogun's decapitator.
1538
03:19:03,680 --> 03:19:08,380
He cut off the heads of 1 31 lords.
1539
03:19:08,960 --> 03:19:11,420
My father would
come home to Mother...
1540
03:19:11,560 --> 03:19:16,120
and when he would see her he
would forget about the killings.
1541
03:19:16,260 --> 03:19:18,360
He wasn't scared of the shogun,
1542
03:19:18,500 --> 03:19:21,190
but the shogun was
scared of him.
1543
03:19:21,530 --> 03:19:23,970
Maybe that was the problem.
1544
03:19:24,270 --> 03:19:25,790
One night,
1545
03:19:25,940 --> 03:19:29,070
the shogun sent
his ninja spies...
1546
03:21:49,380 --> 03:21:51,780
I was just admiring your sword.
1547
03:21:53,050 --> 03:21:54,780
Quite a piece of work.
1548
03:21:56,160 --> 03:21:59,320
Speaking of which,
how is Hanzo-san?
1549
03:22:00,290 --> 03:22:01,660
He's good.
1550
03:22:03,730 --> 03:22:05,660
Has his sushi gotten any better?
1551
03:22:09,870 --> 03:22:14,600
You know, I couldn't believe it.
You got him to make you a sword.
1552
03:22:14,740 --> 03:22:15,640
It was easy.
1553
03:22:16,910 --> 03:22:19,040
I just dropped your name, Bill.
1554
03:22:20,050 --> 03:22:21,140
That'd do it.
1555
03:22:52,410 --> 03:22:57,510
I suppose the idea is we cross
Hanzo swords. Am I right?
1556
03:22:59,820 --> 03:23:00,790
Well,
1557
03:23:01,590 --> 03:23:06,020
it just so happens this hacienda
has its own private beach.
1558
03:23:06,660 --> 03:23:08,850
And that private beach
just so happens...
1559
03:23:09,000 --> 03:23:12,800
to look particularly
beautiful bathed in moonlight.
1560
03:23:14,100 --> 03:23:16,830
And there just so happens to be
a full moon out tonight.
1561
03:23:16,970 --> 03:23:19,400
So, swordfighter,
1562
03:23:19,840 --> 03:23:23,610
if you want a swordfight,
that's where I suggest.
1563
03:23:24,280 --> 03:23:27,770
But, if you want to be
old school about it,
1564
03:23:27,950 --> 03:23:31,180
and you know I'm
all about old school,
1565
03:23:31,720 --> 03:23:32,780
then we could wait until dawn...
1566
03:23:32,920 --> 03:23:35,410
and slice each other up
at sunrise...
1567
03:23:35,550 --> 03:23:37,110
Like a couple of
real-life, honest...
1568
03:23:40,090 --> 03:23:41,080
Now,
1569
03:23:41,730 --> 03:23:42,520
if you don't settle down,
1570
03:23:42,660 --> 03:23:44,990
I'm going to have to
put one in your kneecap.
1571
03:23:45,130 --> 03:23:48,360
And I hear tell that's a very
painful place to get shot in.
1572
03:23:52,970 --> 03:23:54,630
I'm just fucking with you.
1573
03:23:56,080 --> 03:23:56,730
Now,
1574
03:23:58,210 --> 03:23:59,940
when it comes to you,
1575
03:24:00,850 --> 03:24:02,140
and us,
1576
03:24:04,520 --> 03:24:07,350
I have a few unanswered questions.
1577
03:24:07,790 --> 03:24:08,720
So,
1578
03:24:08,850 --> 03:24:13,420
before this tale of bloody revenge
reaches its climax,
1579
03:24:14,290 --> 03:24:16,520
I'm going to ask you
some questions,
1580
03:24:16,660 --> 03:24:19,030
and I want you to
tell me the truth.
1581
03:24:19,670 --> 03:24:22,600
However, therein lies a dilemma.
1582
03:24:23,970 --> 03:24:26,460
Because, when it comes to
the subject of me,
1583
03:24:26,970 --> 03:24:30,930
I believe you are truly
and utterly incapable...
1584
03:24:31,080 --> 03:24:33,010
of telling the truth,
especially to me.
1585
03:24:33,180 --> 03:24:36,340
And least of all to yourself.
1586
03:24:36,780 --> 03:24:39,650
And when it comes to
the subject of me,
1587
03:24:40,020 --> 03:24:43,220
I am truly
and utterly incapable...
1588
03:24:43,360 --> 03:24:46,420
of believing anything you say.
1589
03:24:46,930 --> 03:24:48,760
How do you suppose
we solve this dilemma?
1590
03:24:48,890 --> 03:24:49,790
Well,
1591
03:24:50,800 --> 03:24:52,390
it just so happens...
1592
03:24:53,270 --> 03:24:54,730
I have a solution.
1593
03:24:55,900 --> 03:24:56,990
Gotcha!
1594
03:24:57,600 --> 03:24:59,760
Goddamn!
1595
03:25:02,410 --> 03:25:05,670
What the fuck did you
just shoot me with?!
1596
03:25:05,980 --> 03:25:09,350
My greatest invention,
or at least my favorite.
1597
03:25:10,220 --> 03:25:13,780
Don't touch it or I'll stick
another one right in your cheek.
1598
03:25:17,860 --> 03:25:20,160
What lies within that dart,
1599
03:25:20,330 --> 03:25:23,850
just begging to course
its way through your veins,
1600
03:25:24,200 --> 03:25:28,630
is an incredibly potent and
quite infallible truth serum.
1601
03:25:28,770 --> 03:25:31,760
I call it "The Undisputed Truth."
1602
03:25:31,900 --> 03:25:34,300
Twice as strong as
sodium pentothal,
1603
03:25:34,440 --> 03:25:36,310
with no druggie aftereffects.
1604
03:25:37,510 --> 03:25:41,500
Except for a
slight wave of euphoria.
1605
03:25:42,420 --> 03:25:43,310
You feel it?
1606
03:25:43,920 --> 03:25:46,150
- Euphoria?
- Yeah.
1607
03:25:46,420 --> 03:25:46,980
No.
1608
03:25:47,890 --> 03:25:48,910
Too bad.
1609
03:25:50,520 --> 03:25:51,790
As you know,
1610
03:25:52,890 --> 03:25:56,090
I'm quite keen on comic books.
1611
03:25:57,200 --> 03:25:59,530
Especially the ones
about superheroes.
1612
03:26:00,100 --> 03:26:02,090
I find the whole mythology...
1613
03:26:02,230 --> 03:26:05,530
surrounding superheroes
fascinating.
1614
03:26:05,840 --> 03:26:09,500
Take my favorite superhero,
Superman.
1615
03:26:10,480 --> 03:26:13,470
Not a great comic book.
Not particularly well drawn.
1616
03:26:17,120 --> 03:26:19,180
But the mythology,
1617
03:26:19,350 --> 03:26:22,750
the mythology is not only
great, it's unique.
1618
03:26:23,360 --> 03:26:27,090
How long does this shit
take to go into effect?
1619
03:26:27,230 --> 03:26:28,190
About two minutes.
1620
03:26:28,330 --> 03:26:31,020
Just long enough for me
to finish my point.
1621
03:26:31,160 --> 03:26:32,220
Now,
1622
03:26:32,700 --> 03:26:36,070
a staple of the
superhero mythology...
1623
03:26:36,200 --> 03:26:39,370
is there's the superhero
and there's the alter ego.
1624
03:26:39,510 --> 03:26:41,560
Batman is actually Bruce Wayne,
1625
03:26:41,710 --> 03:26:43,730
Spider-Man is
actually Peter Parker.
1626
03:26:44,810 --> 03:26:48,610
When that character wakes up
in the morning, he's Peter Parker.
1627
03:26:49,320 --> 03:26:53,050
He has to put on a costume
to become Spider-Man.
1628
03:26:54,020 --> 03:26:59,120
And it is in that characteristic
Superman stands alone.
1629
03:27:00,030 --> 03:27:02,760
Superman didn't become Superman.
1630
03:27:02,900 --> 03:27:05,360
Superman was born Superman.
1631
03:27:05,660 --> 03:27:08,860
When Superman wakes up
in the morning, he's Superman.
1632
03:27:10,070 --> 03:27:12,560
His alter ego is Clark Kent.
1633
03:27:13,540 --> 03:27:16,060
His outfit with the big red "S",
1634
03:27:16,880 --> 03:27:20,440
that's the blanket he was wrapped in
as a baby when the Kents found him.
1635
03:27:20,580 --> 03:27:22,840
Those are his clothes.
1636
03:27:23,550 --> 03:27:25,280
What Kent wears, the glasses,
1637
03:27:25,420 --> 03:27:28,650
the business suit,
that's the costume.
1638
03:27:28,850 --> 03:27:33,520
That's the costume Superman
wears to blend in with us.
1639
03:27:34,990 --> 03:27:37,900
Clark Kent is how
Superman views us.
1640
03:27:38,630 --> 03:27:41,360
And what are the
characteristics of Clark Kent?
1641
03:27:41,900 --> 03:27:43,160
He's weak,
1642
03:27:44,300 --> 03:27:46,290
he's unsure of himself,
1643
03:27:47,210 --> 03:27:48,640
he's a coward.
1644
03:27:50,080 --> 03:27:54,840
Clark Kent is Superman's critique
on the whole human race.
1645
03:27:56,880 --> 03:28:01,440
Sort of like Beatrix Kiddo
and Mrs. Tommy Plympton.
1646
03:28:02,690 --> 03:28:04,160
Ah so.
1647
03:28:05,020 --> 03:28:07,150
The point emerges.
1648
03:28:08,890 --> 03:28:11,860
You would've worn
the costume of Arlene Plympton,
1649
03:28:12,460 --> 03:28:14,800
but you were born Beatrix Kiddo.
1650
03:28:16,370 --> 03:28:18,700
And every morning
when you woke up,
1651
03:28:18,940 --> 03:28:21,200
you'd still be Beatrix Kiddo.
1652
03:28:21,340 --> 03:28:23,500
Oh, you can take the needle out.
1653
03:28:30,820 --> 03:28:32,840
Are you calling me a superhero?
1654
03:28:32,990 --> 03:28:34,920
I'm calling you a killer.
1655
03:28:35,590 --> 03:28:37,820
A natural born killer.
1656
03:28:38,460 --> 03:28:41,890
You always have been,
and you always will be.
1657
03:28:42,230 --> 03:28:43,890
Moving to El Paso,
1658
03:28:44,460 --> 03:28:47,400
working in a used record store,
1659
03:28:47,900 --> 03:28:50,030
going to the movies with Tommy,
1660
03:28:50,540 --> 03:28:51,970
clipping coupons.
1661
03:28:52,100 --> 03:28:57,440
That's you trying to disguise
yourself as a worker bee.
1662
03:28:57,580 --> 03:29:00,140
That's you trying to
blend in with the hive.
1663
03:29:00,750 --> 03:29:02,740
But you're not a worker bee.
1664
03:29:04,120 --> 03:29:06,310
You're a renegade killer bee.
1665
03:29:07,020 --> 03:29:10,680
And no matter how much beer
you drank or barbecue you ate, or...
1666
03:29:11,690 --> 03:29:13,060
how fat your ass got,
1667
03:29:13,190 --> 03:29:16,920
nothing in the world
would ever change that.
1668
03:29:19,500 --> 03:29:20,800
First question:
1669
03:29:23,740 --> 03:29:28,230
did you really think your life
in El Paso was going to work?
1670
03:29:34,850 --> 03:29:35,940
No!
1671
03:29:40,090 --> 03:29:42,250
But I would've had B.B.!
1672
03:29:43,520 --> 03:29:48,430
Don't get me wrong, I think you
would've been a wonderful mother,
1673
03:29:49,860 --> 03:29:51,660
but you are a killer.
1674
03:29:56,470 --> 03:29:58,830
All those people
you killed to get to me,
1675
03:29:59,370 --> 03:30:01,360
felt damn good, didn't they?
1676
03:30:03,980 --> 03:30:05,070
Yes.
1677
03:30:06,550 --> 03:30:08,340
Every single one of them?
1678
03:30:19,160 --> 03:30:20,220
Yes.
1679
03:30:24,160 --> 03:30:26,190
That was the warm-up round.
1680
03:30:26,830 --> 03:30:31,770
Now comes the $64,000 question.
1681
03:30:38,810 --> 03:30:41,780
Why did you run away
from me with my baby?
1682
03:30:46,390 --> 03:30:49,380
Do you remember the last
assignment you sent me on?
1683
03:30:50,220 --> 03:30:51,350
Of course.
1684
03:30:52,320 --> 03:30:54,160
Lisa Wong.
1685
03:30:55,690 --> 03:30:58,190
The morning I left, I was sick.
1686
03:30:59,930 --> 03:31:02,400
On the plane, I threw up.
1687
03:31:04,440 --> 03:31:06,460
So I started thinking...
1688
03:31:08,440 --> 03:31:10,370
maybe I was pregnant.
1689
03:31:10,910 --> 03:31:12,140
"Easy to use.
1690
03:31:12,280 --> 03:31:15,010
"Remove cap and urinate on the
absorbent end for five seconds.
1691
03:31:17,650 --> 03:31:19,710
"Accurate results in only 90 seconds.
1692
03:31:20,290 --> 03:31:23,120
You can read the results as soon as
the line appears in the window."
1693
03:31:59,830 --> 03:32:00,550
Fuck.
1694
03:32:00,690 --> 03:32:01,780
What I didn't know...
1695
03:32:02,960 --> 03:32:06,330
was that somewhere on my journey
I had been spotted.
1696
03:32:07,100 --> 03:32:10,560
With me in L.A.,
,
it didn't take Lisa Wong long...
1697
03:32:10,700 --> 03:32:13,070
to send an assassin of her own.
1698
03:32:14,440 --> 03:32:15,930
Hello, can I help you?
1699
03:32:16,070 --> 03:32:17,130
Hello, I'm Karen Kim,
1700
03:32:17,280 --> 03:32:19,270
the hospitality manager
of the hotel.
1701
03:32:19,410 --> 03:32:21,280
I have a welcome gift
from the management.
1702
03:32:21,410 --> 03:32:22,810
That's nice,
1703
03:32:24,680 --> 03:32:25,910
can you just leave it by the door?
1704
03:32:39,200 --> 03:32:40,460
You pretty good with that shotgun?
1705
03:32:40,600 --> 03:32:42,190
Not that I have to be at this range,
1706
03:32:42,330 --> 03:32:44,300
but I'm a fucking surgeon
with this shotgun.
1707
03:32:44,440 --> 03:32:45,990
Well, guess what, bitch.
1708
03:32:46,140 --> 03:32:49,070
I'm better than Annie Oakley.
And I got you right in my sight.
1709
03:32:49,210 --> 03:32:50,900
I could blow your fucking head off.
1710
03:32:51,040 --> 03:32:55,100
Not before I put one right between
your eyes, so let's talk.
1711
03:32:57,180 --> 03:32:58,340
Karen,
1712
03:33:00,920 --> 03:33:02,720
I just found out,
1713
03:33:03,420 --> 03:33:04,720
right now,
1714
03:33:05,360 --> 03:33:09,590
not a moment before you blew a hole
through the door,
1715
03:33:11,360 --> 03:33:12,800
that I'm pregnant.
1716
03:33:13,170 --> 03:33:14,190
What is this?
1717
03:33:15,670 --> 03:33:17,690
On the floor by the door...
1718
03:33:18,670 --> 03:33:21,800
is a strip that says I'm pregnant.
1719
03:33:21,940 --> 03:33:23,000
Bullshit.
1720
03:33:24,240 --> 03:33:27,540
Any other time you'd be
100 percent right.
1721
03:33:28,050 --> 03:33:29,140
This time...
1722
03:33:31,220 --> 03:33:32,980
you're 100 percent wrong.
1723
03:33:35,120 --> 03:33:37,950
I'm the deadliest woman
in the world.
1724
03:33:39,290 --> 03:33:43,820
But right now I'm just
scared shitless for my baby.
1725
03:33:44,700 --> 03:33:45,750
Please.
1726
03:33:47,870 --> 03:33:49,420
Just look at the strip.
1727
03:33:52,300 --> 03:33:53,430
Please!
1728
03:33:55,340 --> 03:33:59,370
Stay where you are and don't move.
1729
03:34:17,300 --> 03:34:19,160
I don't know what
this fuckin' shit means.
1730
03:34:19,300 --> 03:34:21,200
The box with the
directions is right there.
1731
03:34:33,810 --> 03:34:35,210
"Easy to use.
1732
03:34:35,610 --> 03:34:40,180
Remove the cap and urinate
on the absorbent end."
1733
03:34:40,590 --> 03:34:41,880
Blue means pregnant.
1734
03:34:42,650 --> 03:34:44,850
I'll read it myself, thank you.
1735
03:34:52,600 --> 03:34:53,560
Okay,
1736
03:34:54,600 --> 03:34:56,190
say I were to believe you,
what then?
1737
03:34:56,840 --> 03:34:58,230
Just go home.
1738
03:35:00,670 --> 03:35:02,160
I'll do the same.
1739
03:35:22,290 --> 03:35:23,730
Congratulations.
1740
03:35:27,600 --> 03:35:29,790
Before that strip turned blue...
1741
03:35:30,440 --> 03:35:32,730
I was a woman, I was your woman.
1742
03:35:34,010 --> 03:35:36,410
I was a killer who killed for you.
1743
03:35:37,580 --> 03:35:38,870
Before that strip turned blue...
1744
03:35:39,010 --> 03:35:42,640
I would've jumped a motorcycle
onto a speeding train.
1745
03:35:43,850 --> 03:35:44,980
For you.
1746
03:35:47,190 --> 03:35:49,810
But once that strip turned blue...
1747
03:35:50,690 --> 03:35:53,590
I could no longer do
any of those things.
1748
03:35:54,160 --> 03:35:55,420
Not anymore.
1749
03:35:56,760 --> 03:35:58,790
Because I was going to be a mother.
1750
03:36:02,330 --> 03:36:04,100
Can you understand that?
1751
03:36:07,310 --> 03:36:08,430
Yes.
1752
03:36:09,980 --> 03:36:11,440
But why didn't you...
1753
03:36:12,210 --> 03:36:14,440
tell me then instead of now?
1754
03:36:15,280 --> 03:36:17,370
Once you knew, you'd claim her.
1755
03:36:18,020 --> 03:36:19,810
And I didn't want that.
1756
03:36:20,650 --> 03:36:22,810
Not your decision to make.
1757
03:36:23,160 --> 03:36:24,250
Yes.
1758
03:36:25,090 --> 03:36:28,420
But it's the right decision,
and I made it for my daughter.
1759
03:36:29,430 --> 03:36:33,300
She deserved to be born
with a clean slate.
1760
03:36:34,230 --> 03:36:35,600
But with you...
1761
03:36:36,270 --> 03:36:39,830
she would've been born
into a world she shouldn't have.
1762
03:36:41,840 --> 03:36:43,570
I had to choose.
1763
03:36:45,280 --> 03:36:46,770
I chose her.
1764
03:36:49,710 --> 03:36:52,410
You know, five years ago,
1765
03:36:52,550 --> 03:36:54,080
if I had to make a list...
1766
03:36:54,220 --> 03:36:57,090
of impossible things
that could never happen,
1767
03:36:57,520 --> 03:36:59,510
you performing a
coup de grace on me...
1768
03:36:59,660 --> 03:37:02,680
by busting a cap in my crown...
1769
03:37:05,630 --> 03:37:07,960
would've been right at
the top of the list.
1770
03:37:09,900 --> 03:37:11,890
I'd have been wrong, wouldn't l?
1771
03:37:13,210 --> 03:37:14,470
I'm sorry.
1772
03:37:15,140 --> 03:37:16,660
Was that a question?
1773
03:37:18,540 --> 03:37:21,100
Of impossible things
that could never happen,
1774
03:37:21,250 --> 03:37:24,510
yes, in this instance
you would've been wrong.
1775
03:37:25,420 --> 03:37:26,480
Well?
1776
03:37:27,350 --> 03:37:29,680
When you never came back...
1777
03:37:30,260 --> 03:37:34,850
I naturally assumed Lisa Wong,
or somebody else,
1778
03:37:34,990 --> 03:37:36,320
had killed you.
1779
03:37:36,460 --> 03:37:39,060
Oh, and for the record,
1780
03:37:39,760 --> 03:37:42,630
letting somebody think
somebody they love is dead,
1781
03:37:42,770 --> 03:37:45,860
when they're not,
is quite cruel.
1782
03:37:49,370 --> 03:37:52,940
I mourned you for three months.
1783
03:37:54,210 --> 03:37:57,110
And in the third month
of mourning you...
1784
03:37:58,650 --> 03:38:00,120
I tracked you down.
1785
03:38:00,990 --> 03:38:03,150
I wasn't trying to track you down.
1786
03:38:03,290 --> 03:38:04,380
I was trying to track down...
1787
03:38:04,520 --> 03:38:07,490
the fucking assholes
I thought killed you.
1788
03:38:08,760 --> 03:38:10,320
So I find you,
1789
03:38:12,260 --> 03:38:13,790
and what do I find?
1790
03:38:14,600 --> 03:38:17,190
Not only are you not dead,
1791
03:38:17,970 --> 03:38:22,170
you're getting married
to some fucking jerk.
1792
03:38:24,310 --> 03:38:26,170
And you're pregnant.
1793
03:38:30,180 --> 03:38:32,510
I overreacted.
1794
03:38:41,230 --> 03:38:43,190
You overreacted?
1795
03:38:43,860 --> 03:38:44,950
Is that your explanation?
1796
03:38:45,100 --> 03:38:47,460
I didn't say I was going to
explain myself.
1797
03:38:47,600 --> 03:38:49,730
I said I was going to
tell you the truth.
1798
03:38:50,600 --> 03:38:54,870
But, if that's too cryptic,
let's get literal.
1799
03:38:56,910 --> 03:38:58,340
I'm a killer.
1800
03:38:59,540 --> 03:39:01,910
I'm a murdering bastard,
you know that.
1801
03:39:03,050 --> 03:39:05,740
And there are consequences...
1802
03:39:06,050 --> 03:39:09,380
to breaking the heart
of a murdering bastard.
1803
03:39:10,460 --> 03:39:12,360
You experienced some of them.
1804
03:39:16,490 --> 03:39:19,930
Was my reaction
really that surprising?
1805
03:39:20,530 --> 03:39:21,730
Yes.
1806
03:39:22,500 --> 03:39:23,800
It was.
1807
03:39:26,270 --> 03:39:29,210
Could you do what you did?
1808
03:39:30,110 --> 03:39:31,910
Of course you could.
1809
03:39:33,880 --> 03:39:35,510
But I never thought...
1810
03:39:36,150 --> 03:39:40,380
you would or could do that to me.
1811
03:39:40,790 --> 03:39:42,720
I'm really sorry, Kiddo,
1812
03:39:43,490 --> 03:39:45,390
but you thought wrong.
1813
03:39:51,900 --> 03:39:55,530
You and I have unfinished business.
1814
03:39:56,900 --> 03:39:58,060
Baby,
1815
03:39:58,970 --> 03:40:00,230
you ain't kidding.
1816
03:40:33,310 --> 03:40:34,570
Pai Mei taught you...
1817
03:40:34,710 --> 03:40:38,370
the Five-Point-Palm
Exploding-Heart Technique?
1818
03:40:41,850 --> 03:40:43,340
Course he did.
1819
03:40:45,850 --> 03:40:47,480
Why didn't you tell me?
1820
03:40:51,820 --> 03:40:53,020
I don't know.
1821
03:40:56,260 --> 03:40:57,520
Because I'm...
1822
03:40:59,460 --> 03:41:00,950
a bad person.
1823
03:41:02,470 --> 03:41:03,590
No.
1824
03:41:05,970 --> 03:41:07,900
You're not a bad person.
1825
03:41:09,140 --> 03:41:11,730
You're a terrific person.
1826
03:41:12,210 --> 03:41:14,370
You're my favorite person.
1827
03:41:16,980 --> 03:41:19,450
But every once in a while...
1828
03:41:20,620 --> 03:41:22,590
you can be a real cunt.
1829
03:41:42,240 --> 03:41:43,540
How do I look?
1830
03:41:59,760 --> 03:42:01,190
You look ready.
1831
03:43:48,900 --> 03:43:50,600
Well, well, well.
,
1832
03:43:50,740 --> 03:43:53,000
If it ain't the little flower.
1833
03:43:59,110 --> 03:44:01,370
Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America
and all the ships at sea.
1834
03:44:01,510 --> 03:44:03,410
Let's go to press. Flash.
1835
03:44:03,650 --> 03:44:06,310
Do you have a magpie in your home?
1836
03:44:06,450 --> 03:44:08,720
If you do,
you are most fortunate.
1837
03:44:08,850 --> 03:44:12,450
The magpie is the most charming bird
in all the world.
1838
03:44:12,590 --> 03:44:15,020
He's the best friend
a farmer ever had.
1839
03:44:15,160 --> 03:44:18,090
Treat him gently. Treat him kindly.
1840
03:44:18,260 --> 03:44:22,790
And always remember,
the magpie deserves your respect.
1841
03:44:58,740 --> 03:44:59,830
Thank you.
1842
03:45:01,240 --> 03:45:02,400
Thank you.
1843
03:45:02,740 --> 03:45:03,870
Thank you.
1844
03:45:05,480 --> 03:45:07,240
Oh, thank you.
1845
03:45:09,910 --> 03:45:11,850
Now, I'll tell you what
I'm going to do.
1846
03:45:12,180 --> 03:45:14,480
I ain't got no headache.
1847
03:45:14,620 --> 03:45:17,050
Oh yes you have, brother.
1848
03:58:20,170 --> 03:58:21,160
Mark it.
1849
03:58:21,840 --> 03:58:23,770
And, action!
1850
03:58:26,540 --> 03:58:27,530
Cut.
1851
03:58:28,780 --> 03:58:29,440
Oh, come on, let's do it again.